TOP TEN TACO BELL CHIHUAHUA JOB OFFERS

Top Ten Taco Bell Chihuahua Job Offers

10. Spokesdog: late night Hartz Mountain time share infomercials.

9. Sidekick: Conan O'Brian Show.

8. Taco filling: Shanghai, China

7. Dean of Students: Spuds Mackenzie's School for Wayward Bitches

6. Stunt Double: Ren and Stimpy Show.

5. Goodwill Ambassador to Cuba

4. Celebrity Doorman: Lassie's FIREHYDRANT! Casino

3. Go Go dancer: West Hollywood leather bar "The Leash."

2. Role of Arnold Jackson in the Broadway stage version of "Diff'rent Strokes."

And the number one Taco Bell Chihuahua job offer...

1. Ball fetcher for Siegfried & Roy

-Jason Rohrblogger
(10/07/98)