TOP TEN BUSH SUGGESTIONS AFTER THE 9/11 PANEL REPORT

Top Ten Bush Suggestions After the 9/11 Panel Report

10. Route all trains away from the capitol so they can't be hijacked and driven into the White House.

9. Guantanamo Bay detainees should be held a minimum of two years to guarantee fresh intelligence.

8 . Best way to fight terrorism? Tax cuts for the rich.

7. Wartime is no time for the Geneva Convention.

6. Relax gun control laws so the average citizen can protect himself on an airplane.

5. Sexual harassment training for all Abu Ghraib prisoners.

4. Wait. Something happened on 9/11?

3. Bomb Afghanistan back to the stone age to deprive Al Qaeda of it's military and industrial might.

2. Stabilize the blood-for-oil exchange on the new Baghdad Stock Market.

And the number one Bush suggestion after the 9/11 panel report...

1. Death penalty for all suicide bombers.

-Jason Rohrblogger and Kyle Bloggam
(07/26/04)