Top Ten Rejected Anniversary Gift Traditions
10. 1 year - beer
9. 5 years - tequila
8. 10 years - Quaaludes
7. 20 years - rope
6. 25 years - razor blades
5. 30 years - bathtub toaster
4. 40 years - gasoline and a match
3. 50 years - pistol
2. 55 years - speeding train
And the number one rejected anniversary gift tradition...
1. 60 years - grenade
-Jason Rohrblogger
(01/27/07)
Note: But at least I'm not bitter
You are a funny man (but not bitter).
ReplyDeleteDarn... I almost made it to quaaludes... Would have helped!
ReplyDeleteMs. Bombshell,
ReplyDeleteYou've already made it to Speeding Train in my heart...
-Rohrblogger