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Top Ten Rejected Jack-o-lanterns 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. And the number one rejected Jack-o-lantern... 1. -Jason Rohrblogger (10/07/0...

Top Ten Reasons Pets Hate Halloween 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. And the number one reason pets hate Halloween... 1. -Jason Rohrblogger (10/...

Top Ten Rejected Muppets 10. Preachy Keen 9. Miss Ciggy 8. Manimal 7. Reeker 6. Fuzzy Beer 5. Fraggle Crack 4. Gunzo 3. Buffalo Wing ...

I love me some forwarded e-mail spam... Top Ten Metric Perversions 10. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi 9. ...

Top Ten Projects in Development at Caesar's Palace 10. A showgirl with 2to1 odds 9. Drive-thrulette 8. A roasted peasant on the same p...

Top Ten Rejected Bible One-liners 10. Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth? A: Ruthless 9. Q: What do they call pastors in Ge...

Top Ten Rejected High-Emission Vehicle Names 10. Volkswagen Fahrt 9. Hyundai Expel 8. Subaru Braaap 7. Chevy Gastro Van 6. Ford Flatus ...

Top Ten Signs You Need a New Job 10. You can't look at your boss without envisioning crosshairs on her forehead. And you are self-employ...

Top Ten Signs You Work in a Bad Office 10. 401K statements look suspiciously like lottery tickets 9. Three words: clothing-optional Fridays...

Top Ten Breakfast Cereals in Iraq 10. Blasted Mini-Wheats 9. Count Burkhula 8. Rear Admiral Crunch 7. Goat Flakes 6. Special A-K 5. Sug...

Top Ten Rejected Taliban Doomsday Devices 10. Whimsical Mohammed-shaped Jell-O mold full 'o plague 9. Goat with bad gas and a match 8....

Top Ten Osama Bin Laden Turn-ons 10. A woman with high mountains and deep, deep caves 9. The smell of Anthrax in the morning 8. Nearsight...

Top Ten Things that Are Good 10. Steak 9. Guns n' Roses 8. Competition in a free market 7. The Daily Show 6. Finding twenty bucks in...

Top Ten Signs You Are in Love with Jason 10. You ask, "How do I love thee? Let me count the ways." But you only list the top ten. ...

Top Ten American Movies 10. Pie 9. Gigolo 8. Gangster 7. Me 6. Splendor 5. Beauty 4. Graffiti 3. History X 2. Psycho And the number ...

Top Ten Bars in Iraq 10. The Crator 9. I Can't Believe It's Not Liquor 8. Bobby McKurd's 7. The Gas Factory 6. Molotov's...

Taliban Starter Kit So you say you want a Revolution? Avoid these common mistakes on your road to Hell... YOU WORSHIP: GOOD: Allah BETTER: H...

Top Ten Rejected Mob Nicknames 10. Marco "Trixiebelle Sparkle" Battaglia 9. Joseph "Halitosis" Toscano 8. Nicky "...

Top Ten Things You Will Never Hear Jason Say 10. This shirt is sooo last season. I think I'll go out on my own and buy something more u...

Bryan over at Dad's on a Rant Again has kindly linked to my Top Ten Rejected Cars in the Star Wars Universe and Top Ten Pornographic ...

Top Ten Rejected Cars in the Star Wars Universe 10. Volkswagen Jedi 9. Ford Millennium Falcon 8. Buick Skywalker 7. Dodge Darth 6. Jar J...

Huge thanks to Spicy Pants who linked to my Top Ten Pornographic Images for Women post! Spicy has, like, the the largest readership EVER. ...

Top Ten Pornographic Images for Women 10. 9. I don't have to have a reason to bring you flowers. 8. Is that the baby? I'll get her...