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Top Ten Rejected Tyler Perry Movies 10. Tyler Perry and the Temple of Doom 9. Pyler Terry's Diary of a Bad Mack Woman 8. Beverly Hills...

Top Ten Season's Greetings 10. Happy Hanukkah 9. Killer Kwanzaa 8. Rockin' Ramadan 7. Super Solstice 6. Very Vishnu Purnima 5. ...

I received "COYOTES A Journey Through the Secret World of America's Illegal Aliens" by Ted Conover in the mail today. It was ...

Today's list was stolen from Have Fun with English and I added a few more of my own... Top Ten Christmas Carols for the Disturbed 10. ...

This was sent to me by Jenn over at Let the Wild Rumpus Start . Funniest headline ever (thanks to Huffington Post !): "Britney Spears...

Jason's Top Ten Fave Christmas Lists of All Time 10. Top Ten Christmas Carols in Iraq 9. Top Ten Signs it's Christmas in Manhattan ...

I saw this display at Target today. Elvis left the building 30 years ago. How "fresh" can this Christmas music actually be? -Jason...

Meme Yet another Internet time waster from Rohrblogger... Two names you go by: 1. Superfly 2. Prisoner 18B299 Two things you are wearing ri...

Top Ten Most Annoying Songs Ever 10. Electric Boogie - Marcia Griffiths This song has the irritating Electric Slide line dance that goes wit...

Top Ten Signs Darcy is Turning Fifty 10. Now plays hockey with a cane 9. Then: Wine, women, and song Now: Diet Coke, the old lady, and TV 8....

Top Ten British Words I Learned in England 10. Sultana: This is what they call raisins. I guess dried grapes look like little female sultans...

Yo, I'm off to celebrate my cousin's nuptials in London, England. That's right, my California cousin has gone all Madonna and is...

Sorry about the huge empty space in this post! Apparently Blogger doesn't like my table code... Stripper Name Generator Pick one from Co...

Top Ten Relationship Quotes 10. "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." -...

Top Ten Rejected Super Heroes 10. Ovulatrix 9. Flagella 8. Adjuster 7. Taxman 6. Pseudopod 5. Broker of Doom 4. Suporn 3. Meme 2. Ma...

Top Ten Signs Jason's Computer has the Storm Superworm 10. Have to type wearing a surgical mask, gloves, and condom 9. Profits at online...

Top Ten Rejected Jack-o-lanterns 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. And the number one rejected Jack-o-lantern... 1. -Jason Rohrblogger (10/07/0...

Top Ten Reasons Pets Hate Halloween 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. And the number one reason pets hate Halloween... 1. -Jason Rohrblogger (10/...

Top Ten Rejected Muppets 10. Preachy Keen 9. Miss Ciggy 8. Manimal 7. Reeker 6. Fuzzy Beer 5. Fraggle Crack 4. Gunzo 3. Buffalo Wing ...

I love me some forwarded e-mail spam... Top Ten Metric Perversions 10. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi 9. ...

Top Ten Projects in Development at Caesar's Palace 10. A showgirl with 2to1 odds 9. Drive-thrulette 8. A roasted peasant on the same p...

Top Ten Rejected Bible One-liners 10. Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth? A: Ruthless 9. Q: What do they call pastors in Ge...

Top Ten Rejected High-Emission Vehicle Names 10. Volkswagen Fahrt 9. Hyundai Expel 8. Subaru Braaap 7. Chevy Gastro Van 6. Ford Flatus ...

Top Ten Signs You Need a New Job 10. You can't look at your boss without envisioning crosshairs on her forehead. And you are self-employ...

Top Ten Signs You Work in a Bad Office 10. 401K statements look suspiciously like lottery tickets 9. Three words: clothing-optional Fridays...

Top Ten Breakfast Cereals in Iraq 10. Blasted Mini-Wheats 9. Count Burkhula 8. Rear Admiral Crunch 7. Goat Flakes 6. Special A-K 5. Sug...

Top Ten Rejected Taliban Doomsday Devices 10. Whimsical Mohammed-shaped Jell-O mold full 'o plague 9. Goat with bad gas and a match 8....

Top Ten Osama Bin Laden Turn-ons 10. A woman with high mountains and deep, deep caves 9. The smell of Anthrax in the morning 8. Nearsight...

Top Ten Things that Are Good 10. Steak 9. Guns n' Roses 8. Competition in a free market 7. The Daily Show 6. Finding twenty bucks in...

Top Ten Signs You Are in Love with Jason 10. You ask, "How do I love thee? Let me count the ways." But you only list the top ten. ...

Top Ten American Movies 10. Pie 9. Gigolo 8. Gangster 7. Me 6. Splendor 5. Beauty 4. Graffiti 3. History X 2. Psycho And the number ...

Top Ten Bars in Iraq 10. The Crator 9. I Can't Believe It's Not Liquor 8. Bobby McKurd's 7. The Gas Factory 6. Molotov's...

Taliban Starter Kit So you say you want a Revolution? Avoid these common mistakes on your road to Hell... YOU WORSHIP: GOOD: Allah BETTER: H...

Top Ten Rejected Mob Nicknames 10. Marco "Trixiebelle Sparkle" Battaglia 9. Joseph "Halitosis" Toscano 8. Nicky "...

Top Ten Things You Will Never Hear Jason Say 10. This shirt is sooo last season. I think I'll go out on my own and buy something more u...

Bryan over at Dad's on a Rant Again has kindly linked to my Top Ten Rejected Cars in the Star Wars Universe and Top Ten Pornographic ...

Top Ten Rejected Cars in the Star Wars Universe 10. Volkswagen Jedi 9. Ford Millennium Falcon 8. Buick Skywalker 7. Dodge Darth 6. Jar J...

Huge thanks to Spicy Pants who linked to my Top Ten Pornographic Images for Women post! Spicy has, like, the the largest readership EVER. ...

Top Ten Pornographic Images for Women 10. 9. I don't have to have a reason to bring you flowers. 8. Is that the baby? I'll get her...