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Top Ten Dumbest Celebrity Quotes 10. "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." -Greg Norman, Golfer 9. "...

Answer: Ten 10. One to deny that a light bulb is burned out 9. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be c...

Top Ten Signs You are Not Going to Win an Oscar 10. Your best work was in "Big Butt Sluts 14" 9. You are the governor of the stat...

Top Ten Cigarette Brands in Iraq 10. Salem Light-and-get-away-fast 9. Lucky Strikeforce 8. Poison Gas in a Tube 7. Infidel Matchlite 100...

Top Ten Rejected Tom Cruise Movies 10. Xenu: Warrior Princess 9. Dances with Couch 8. Thetan Worship 7. Mission Imp 6. Weird Scien-tolog...

Top Ten Country and Western Songs 10. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body but Mine 9. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke ...

Top Ten Rejected Westerns Starring Rappers 10. High Plains Sistah 9. The Outlaw LL Cool Josey Wales 8. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid ...

Top Ten Avertising Slogans for Jason Rohrblogger's Top Ten 10. Tonight, let it be Rohrblogger 9. Crunch all you want, we'll make Ro...

As we poll ourselves here in California to cock us, I give you... Top Ten Dumbest California Laws (...and My Snarky Remarks) 10. Hollywood: ...

Top Ten Things that Suck 10. Car Alarms 9. Customer Service 8. Traffic 7. Vending Machines 6. Ticketmaster Fees 5. Cell Phone Cameras ...

Top Ten New Words 10. SALAD DODGER: an overweight person 9. TESTICULATING: waving your arms around and talking sports 8. BLAMESTORMING: si...

This one is a bit of a repeat, but I still find it funny... Top Ten Answers to "Why Did the Iraqi Chicken Cross the Road?" 10. COA...

The beautiful (and atomic) Bombshell tagged me to complete a twenty-item questionnaire designed to help reflect on last year and plan ahead...

Top Ten Things This Guy Is Saying on His Cell Phone 10. Do these neon fishnets make me look ridiculous? 9. My gumballs itch 8. Meet you in...

Today's post was stolen wholesale from 15 Minute Lunch . Top Ten Items in the 1977 JC Penney Catalog that I am Not Making Up 10. My new ...

Top Ten Rejected Muppet Movies 10. The Rainbow French Connection 9. Miss Piggy Sue Got Married 8. The Great Muppet Raper 7. My Dinner wit...

Top Ten Al Qaeda Bowling Team Names 10. Holy Bowlers 9. Osama Pin Laden 8. Axis of Bowl W-Evil 7. Spare-it of Islam 6. 72 Frames in Heav...

Top Ten Signs You are in Love According to Pop Culture 10. You are cuckoo for his Cocoa Puffs 9. You can't handle her jelly 8. You lik...

Top Ten Lessons on Professor Rohrblogger's Class Syllabus 10. Listory: History of the List 9. Throw-away Line Myths 8. Recycling Crust...

Top Ten Rejected Tyler Perry Movies 10. Tyler Perry and the Temple of Doom 9. Pyler Terry's Diary of a Bad Mack Woman 8. Beverly Hills...

Top Ten Season's Greetings 10. Happy Hanukkah 9. Killer Kwanzaa 8. Rockin' Ramadan 7. Super Solstice 6. Very Vishnu Purnima 5. ...

I received "COYOTES A Journey Through the Secret World of America's Illegal Aliens" by Ted Conover in the mail today. It was ...

Today's list was stolen from Have Fun with English and I added a few more of my own... Top Ten Christmas Carols for the Disturbed 10. ...

This was sent to me by Jenn over at Let the Wild Rumpus Start . Funniest headline ever (thanks to Huffington Post !): "Britney Spears...

Jason's Top Ten Fave Christmas Lists of All Time 10. Top Ten Christmas Carols in Iraq 9. Top Ten Signs it's Christmas in Manhattan ...

I saw this display at Target today. Elvis left the building 30 years ago. How "fresh" can this Christmas music actually be? -Jason...

Meme Yet another Internet time waster from Rohrblogger... Two names you go by: 1. Superfly 2. Prisoner 18B299 Two things you are wearing ri...

Top Ten Most Annoying Songs Ever 10. Electric Boogie - Marcia Griffiths This song has the irritating Electric Slide line dance that goes wit...

Top Ten Signs Darcy is Turning Fifty 10. Now plays hockey with a cane 9. Then: Wine, women, and song Now: Diet Coke, the old lady, and TV 8....

Top Ten British Words I Learned in England 10. Sultana: This is what they call raisins. I guess dried grapes look like little female sultans...

Yo, I'm off to celebrate my cousin's nuptials in London, England. That's right, my California cousin has gone all Madonna and is...

Sorry about the huge empty space in this post! Apparently Blogger doesn't like my table code... Stripper Name Generator Pick one from Co...

Top Ten Relationship Quotes 10. "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." -...

Top Ten Rejected Super Heroes 10. Ovulatrix 9. Flagella 8. Adjuster 7. Taxman 6. Pseudopod 5. Broker of Doom 4. Suporn 3. Meme 2. Ma...

Top Ten Signs Jason's Computer has the Storm Superworm 10. Have to type wearing a surgical mask, gloves, and condom 9. Profits at online...

Top Ten Rejected Jack-o-lanterns 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. And the number one rejected Jack-o-lantern... 1. -Jason Rohrblogger (10/07/0...

Top Ten Reasons Pets Hate Halloween 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. And the number one reason pets hate Halloween... 1. -Jason Rohrblogger (10/...