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Top Ten Rap Operas 10. Pimpmalion 9. Get Rich or Die Tristan und Isolde 8. Mah Ho Go Knee 7. Red Manon 6. The Fairy-Queen Latifah 5. Le...

Survey Says... Fill these out and post your answers in my comments anonymously. I want to really get to know you, without, er, well, knowing...

My dear friend Sherri outside of Phoenix, AZ has joined "The Souls" writing group on Yahoo. She forwarded me this exercise: pick u...

Top Ten Pope Peeves 10. Sacraments that don't presuppose faith 9. Folks who point at the Popemobile and ask "Where's Robin?...

Top Ten Projects in Development at the Vatican 10. Time-release communion wafer 9. Holy Waterpark 8. 1-800 link to Heaven, 1-900 line to H...

Jason Rohrblogger's Guide to Proper Etiquette at Public Soda Fountains Let me begin with full disclosure: my name is Jason and I am a D...

Top Ten Tool Definitions 10. HAMMER Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate ...

Note: My sister tells me that there are two kinds of Pooh: "Classic" Pooh and "Disney" Pooh. Apparently "Classic Po...

Top Ten Signs Your Company Is Cutting Healthcare Benefits 10. Coffee machine also used for dialysis 9. Rehab is a "Just Say No" b...

Top Ten Rejected Opening Lines from Jason's Novel 10. "Princess Leia signaled her desire by reclining near the Orgasmatron; 'He...

Top Ten Woody Allen Quotes 10. "If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Anderson's fingertips." 9. ...

Top Ten Items Removed from Jason's Résumé 10. Objective: Hostile takeover 9. (April 1983 - September 1985) Whipping Boy 8. Special Ski...

Top Ten Signs it's Easter in Los Angeles 10. Mel Gibson directs local Passion Play based on his hit movie based on the bestselling novel...

Top Ten Eliot Spitzer Jokes 10. "Asked at a news conference if he had ever patronized a prostitute, Lt. Gov. David Paterson feigned a l...

Top Ten Signs it's St. Patrick's Day in Los Angeles 10. It's cheaper to fuel your H2 Hummer with Jameson Irish Whiskey than gaso...

Top Ten Double Names 10. Boutros Boutros Ghali 9. Mahi Mahi 8. Yo Yo Ma 7. Cous cous 6. So so 5. Baden Baden 4. Sirhan Sirhan 3. Bora Bora ...

Top Ten Carl Sagan Quotes 10. "Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep thoughts can be winnowed fr...

Top Ten Hillary Clinton Secret Turn-ons 10. Early primaries with late, late returns 9. Ex-presidents who rally 8. Inexperience 7. Republi...

Top Ten Things a Man Should Never Do in the Company of a Woman According to the Editors of Marie Claire Magazine 10. Reveal how much your c...

Top Ten Worst Foods in America 10. WORST FAST-FOOD CHICKEN MEAL - Chicken Selects Premium Breast Strips from McDonald's (5 pieces) with ...

Top Ten Dumbest Celebrity Quotes 10. "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." -Greg Norman, Golfer 9. "...

Answer: Ten 10. One to deny that a light bulb is burned out 9. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be c...

Top Ten Signs You are Not Going to Win an Oscar 10. Your best work was in "Big Butt Sluts 14" 9. You are the governor of the stat...

Top Ten Cigarette Brands in Iraq 10. Salem Light-and-get-away-fast 9. Lucky Strikeforce 8. Poison Gas in a Tube 7. Infidel Matchlite 100...

Top Ten Rejected Tom Cruise Movies 10. Xenu: Warrior Princess 9. Dances with Couch 8. Thetan Worship 7. Mission Imp 6. Weird Scien-tolog...

Top Ten Country and Western Songs 10. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body but Mine 9. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke ...

Top Ten Rejected Westerns Starring Rappers 10. High Plains Sistah 9. The Outlaw LL Cool Josey Wales 8. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid ...

Top Ten Avertising Slogans for Jason Rohrblogger's Top Ten 10. Tonight, let it be Rohrblogger 9. Crunch all you want, we'll make Ro...

As we poll ourselves here in California to cock us, I give you... Top Ten Dumbest California Laws (...and My Snarky Remarks) 10. Hollywood: ...

Top Ten Things that Suck 10. Car Alarms 9. Customer Service 8. Traffic 7. Vending Machines 6. Ticketmaster Fees 5. Cell Phone Cameras ...

Top Ten New Words 10. SALAD DODGER: an overweight person 9. TESTICULATING: waving your arms around and talking sports 8. BLAMESTORMING: si...

This one is a bit of a repeat, but I still find it funny... Top Ten Answers to "Why Did the Iraqi Chicken Cross the Road?" 10. COA...

The beautiful (and atomic) Bombshell tagged me to complete a twenty-item questionnaire designed to help reflect on last year and plan ahead...

Top Ten Things This Guy Is Saying on His Cell Phone 10. Do these neon fishnets make me look ridiculous? 9. My gumballs itch 8. Meet you in...

Today's post was stolen wholesale from 15 Minute Lunch . Top Ten Items in the 1977 JC Penney Catalog that I am Not Making Up 10. My new ...

Top Ten Rejected Muppet Movies 10. The Rainbow French Connection 9. Miss Piggy Sue Got Married 8. The Great Muppet Raper 7. My Dinner wit...

Top Ten Al Qaeda Bowling Team Names 10. Holy Bowlers 9. Osama Pin Laden 8. Axis of Bowl W-Evil 7. Spare-it of Islam 6. 72 Frames in Heav...

Top Ten Signs You are in Love According to Pop Culture 10. You are cuckoo for his Cocoa Puffs 9. You can't handle her jelly 8. You lik...

Top Ten Lessons on Professor Rohrblogger's Class Syllabus 10. Listory: History of the List 9. Throw-away Line Myths 8. Recycling Crust...

Top Ten Rejected Tyler Perry Movies 10. Tyler Perry and the Temple of Doom 9. Pyler Terry's Diary of a Bad Mack Woman 8. Beverly Hills...