Top Ten Items On Jesus' "Things To Do" List After He Returns In The Year 2000
10. Use the internet to find the current whereabouts of Judas.
9. Try a Remington Electric Razor. If He likes it, buy the company.
8. Sneak behind counter at McDonald's; have friend place gag order of fishes and loaves.
7. Stretch out, properly warm-up, then kick some Lucifer butt.
6. Goodbye sandals, hello Reeboks!
5. Appear on Jerry Springer, heal the guests.
4. Pop in a tape of "Titanic" so He'll have something to watch for Eternity.
3. Ride into New York City on donkey...apply for cab driver's license.
2 . Start a band.
And the number one item on Jesus' "things to do" list after He returns in the year 2000...
1. Get a haircut and get a real job.
-Jason Rohrblogger
(09/10/98)
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