TOP TEN REJECTED TOM CLANCY TITLES

Top Ten Rejected Tom Clancy Titles

10. The Little Terrorist That Could

9. Spec Ops: Prisoner of Passionate Surrender

8. The Pacification of Jack Ryan

7. Burberry Mews: Nancy Nindle Gets A Summer Pony

6. 10 Steps To A Tantric Understanding Of Your Spouse

5. Community Quilt: Rebuilding A Village Through Sewing

4. Code Name: Sgt. Lovemuscle

3. Conflict Resolution: Nonviolent Detante

2. The Blue Gap Dress

And the number one rejected Tom Clancy title...

1. Agricultural Espionage: A Renegade CIA Agent Turned Sod Buster Converts Military Hardware Into Farm Implements

-Jason Rohrblogger
(12/09/98)