Top Ten Cruise Line Advertising Slogans After 9/11
10. Bomb-free since September 11th. Kathy Lee-free since 1999!
9. Our passengers get to the Dominican Republic.
8. The only recent boat-related disaster was Speed 2.
7. Our metal detector is also a limbo stick.
6. Achille who?
5. Titanic Schmitanic
4. Try having a drunken one-night stand in coach whydoncha!
3. Not even God can sink our ships.
2. Las Vegas-style shows, Toronto-style safety.
And the number one cruise line advertising slogan after 9/11...
1. Come back! Pleeeaaase! We promise! Nothing bad will happen! Realllly! Pleaseeee. Waaahhh-ahhhh-ha-haaaa! Come baaaaaaaaack!
Jason Rohrblogger
(10/02/01)
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