Top Ten Products in Development at the Hilton
10. Coin operated mini-bar
9. A maid that can also change your oil
8. A trap door in the lobby floor that leads to the sidewalk
7. Sound-proof sheets
6. A conventioneer with 1/3 less fat
5. A portable dance floor that converts the funky chicken to electricity
4. Pillow-on-a-chain
3. Condom dispensing beer
2. A taco bell staff
And the number one product in development at the Hilton...
1. Self-cleaning drawers
-Jason Rohrblogger
(06/22/01)
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