TOP TEN REJECTED RESEARCH PAPERS AT THE CIA

Top Ten Rejected Research Papers at the CIA

10. McDonald's: Weapon of Ass Destruction?

9. South Vietnam 2001: A Clear-and-Hold Approach to Taking the Peninsula in the New Millenium

8. Destabilizing Angolan Support for Cuba

7. Encrypting Mission Critical Information as a Word File

6. East Coast vs. West Coast Rap: Determining Factors of Whack

5. Psy Ops: Winning Arab Hearts and Minds Through Extended Palestinian Occupation

4. Aerial Saturation Bombing: The Silent Killer

3. The Levy Doctrine: Extending Tactical Kill Zones to Mistresses Who Talk

2. Urban Feline Napalm Applications

And the number one rejected research paper at the CIA...

1. Refried Beans: Biological Threat to HQ Operational Air Quality

-Jason Rohrblogger
(07/18/01)