TOP TEN THINGS ONLY ROBERT MAC WOULD THINK IS FUNNY

Top Ten Things Only Robert Mac Would Think is Funny

10. A blob, a stinky goat, and Thor walk into a mass store to buy a date from a palm tree. The checkout clerk asks, "what kind of bag?" Mickey says, "Hairbag, whatever."

9. Ðü∂ε! þùúûd€./ These peanut M&M's melt in my mouth and in my mind.

8. The only thing better than Laff's decor is the pay.

7. Q: How do you say goodbye to a prostitute?
A: Late, whore.

6. Congratulations, you've also won a year's supply of Minoxodil.

5. And the Award for Cultural Observation goes to...Genesis!

4. Meet JBA in HP, SFO for some South of Market Tenderloin. How Castro. (That isn't a bush and it ain't whispering!)

3. This is my first e-mail transmission...

2. Top three gay shows?
Mo Better Blues
Mo Money
Moesha

And the number one thing only Robert Mac would think is funny...

1. I can't get these pants over my juggs. β¡†©µ #◊∫³!

-Jason Rohrblogger
(09/20/00)