Top Ten Rejected Country Bands
10. The Dicks See Chicks
9. *NBRED
8. Crooks & Dung
7. Clit Black
6. MegaMeth
5. Patty Braless
4. KoRNfEd
3. Billy Ray Virus
2. Manson Family Singers
And the number one rejected country band...
1. Uncle Kracker Touched Me
-Jason Rohrblogger
(10/28/05)
And the alternates...
Patsy Decline
Wrongway Tittie
Gram Parsons Reject
Melon Ready
Wailin' Jennings
Koby Teeth
Buns of the Pioneers
Tammy Whynot
That's hilarious. Where do you get this stuff?
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