Top Ten Sensational Newspaper Headlines in the Bible
10. Joseph: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"
9. Third Quarter Temple Profits Down After Money Changer Scandal
8. Horny Joshua Exposes Entire City!
7. Two by Two: What REALLY Happened on the Ark?
6. Job to Yaweh: "Whatever!"
5. Mark Geragos to represent Cain: "My client is...not his brother's keeper."
4. Moses Dumps Pharoah for Burning Bush!
3. Cana Bride Found Two Cities Away, "It was supposed to be MY day..."
2. Sanhedrin: "Pharisees are totally whack!"
And the number one sensational newspaper headline in the Bible...
1. Pilot Decries Rise in Hebrew-on-Hebrew Violence
-Jason Rohrblogger
(11/18/05)
You're going to hell. See you there!
ReplyDelete-Andy
Nothing about Jesus and the Moneychangers?! I thought that one was still the talk of Israel.
ReplyDeleteAurora,
ReplyDeleteNumber nine, number nine, number nine...