Tuesday, December 13, 2005

TOP TEN THINGS FOUND IN ARIZONA AT CHRISTMAS

Note: Today's guest list-writer is comedian Paul Deven...

Top Ten Things Found in Arizona at Christmas

10. Eight tiny, dehydrated reindeer

9. Santa Cruz

8. Rudolph, the red-nosed guy on the median

7. Sweatcicles

6. Santa's Maximum Security Elf Prison (Do not stop for itty bitty hitch-hikers)

5. Low-rider Sleigh

4. Elf Tacos

3. Snow, conveniently packed in single kilo bags

2. Stockings hung by the chimney with frijoles

And the number one thing found in Arizona at Christmas...

1. Jalapeño nog

-Robert Paul Van Deven

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous7:46 AM

    At least it's better than -20 below and complete darkness by 4pm. I am so there. I think I'll move to Arizona.

    ~ Ann Ria, Arctic Circle, Vermont

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