TOP TEN LEAST POPULAR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS

Top Ten Least Popular New Year's Resolutions

10. Smoke more crack

9. Alphabetize all the soup

8. Upgrade from DOS to Windows 2.0

7. Eat at 7-11 more often

6. Work out kinks in wind powered fan

5. Act like a sissy boy

4. Do more laundry

3. Complete cheddar-based doomsday device. Finally show them all.

2. Catch up on the sequels

And the number one least popular New Year's resolution...

1. Make more empty promises to myself

-Jason Rohrblogger
(01/02/03)

Make less sense
Speak more Elvish
Spend more quality time cleaning bait
Gut more fish
Climb every mountain, ford every stream