TOP TEN VALENTINE'S QUOTES

Top Ten Valentine's Quotes

10. "Love heightens all senses - except the common." -Mark Twain

9. Marianne: "Can love really be satisfied with such polite affections? To love is to burn." -From Sense and Sensibility (1995)

8. "Put even the plainest woman into a beautiful dress and unconsciously she will try to live up to it." -Lady Duff-Gordon

7. "When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like as hour. That's relativity." -Albert Einstein

6. "Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction." -Antoine de Saint-Exupery

5. "I have no other but a woman's reason: I think him so because I think him so." -William Shakespeare

4. Emma Valentine: "What do you demand of a woman, intelligence or beauty?"

Jim West: "Beauty if they are intelligent, and intelligence if they are beautiful." -From The Wild, Wild West (1965)

3. "You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, 'Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston.'" -Trey Parker from South Park (1997)

2. "He is dreadfully married. He's the most married man I ever saw in my life." -Artemus Ward

And the number one Valentine's quote...

1. "Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships." -Sharon Stone

Happy V.D. everyone!

-Jason Rohrblogger
(02/12/06)

And the alternates...

"Everything comes with age, and everyone knows, Madame, that twenty is not the time to be a prude." -Moliere

"It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness." -Leo Tolstoy

"With many women I doubt whether there be any more effectual way of touching their hearts than ill-using them and then confessing it. If you wish to get the sweetest fragrance from the herb at your feet, tread on it and bruise it." -Anthony Trollope

"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way." -Henny Youngman

"It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure you haven't lost the things money can't buy." -George Lorimer

"You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy." -Garth Brooks

"There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few that will catch your heart. Pursue those..." -Unknown

Will: "You know, I think I understand what you're like now. You're very beautiful and you think men are only interested in you because you're beautiful, but you want them to be interested in you because you're you. The problem is, aside from all that beauty, you're not very interesting. You're rude, you're hostile, you're sullen, you're withdrawn. I know you want someone to look past all that at the real person underneath but the only reason anyone would bother to look past all that is because you're beautiful. Ironic, isn't it? In an odd way you're your own problem."

Laura: "Sorry. Wrong line. I am not taken aback by your keen insight and suddenly challenged by you." -From Wolf (1994)

Lulu: "Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes." -From Can't Stop the Music (1980)

"Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success." -Jim Backus

"I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." -Harry Burns from When Harry Met Sally (1989)

Lelaina Pierce: "Are you religious?"
Michael Grates: "Um, uh, I guess uh, I guess I'm, uh a non-practicing Jew."
Lelaina Pierce "Hey, I'm a non-practicing virgin." -From Reality Bites (1994)

"We are not defined by who loves us, but by who we love." -From Adaptation (2002)

"One of the surest tests to see who your real friends are is to have a very beautiful girlfriend." -Jeffrey R. Gund

"I can't see your physical beauty - the darkness of your heart fails to illuminate it." -Jeffrey R. Gund

"It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what is the most painful is to love someone and never finding the courage to let the person know how you feel." -Unknown

Catherine: "Oh, do you really think so, Sir Robert? How little you know about women. Good-bye. I doubt that we shall meet again."

Sir Robert: "Oh, do you really think so, Miss Winslow? How little you know about men." -From The Winslow Boy (1999)

"I never got girls when I was a kid. One girl told me, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. There was nobody home." -Rodney Dangerfield

"You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love." -Henry Drummond