TOP TEN IRA SPLINTER GROUPS

Top Ten IRA Splinter Groups

10. Sons of the Ancient Fraternal Paternal Maternal Sisterhood of the
Familial Reference

9. Blue Ülster Cult

8. Keepers of the Lewinsky: Lifters of the Kilt

7. The Order of Fries

6. All-Volunteer United Guild of Drunken Hooligans

5. Alliteration of Papist Populist Propagandists

4. Secret Society of Mysterious Riddles Wrapped in Puzzling Enigmas

3. Faction Jackson

2. The Sissy Brigade

And the number one IRA splinter group...

1. The Perpetrators of Instigation Starter Squad

-Jason Rohrblogger
(08/20/98)