TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE SENATOR MARK FOLEY

Note: Today's guest blogger is my cousin Darcy who writes...

Top Ten Signs You Are Senator Mark Foley

10. Your pages are bent over

9. Your best pages are laminated

8. You like some pages in slip covers

7. You like to 3-hole punch your pages

6. You shred the bad pages

5. You like to staple the pages together

4. You like to get stapled between two pages

3. You share your pages

2. You scribble all over your pages

And the number one sign you are Senator Mark Foley...

1. Sometimes you have to do the pages twice to understand them

-Darcy Royblogger
(10/23/06)