Top Ten Signs You are Obsessed with Your Circulatory System
10. Dracula awkwardly stammers, "This just isn't working out."
9. Ever since college you've been tricuspid-curious
8. You name your twins Aortic P. Coarctation and Fossa Ovalis
7. Your fave movie of all time? Thoracic Park.
6. Your dream car is a Dodge Ventricle
5. Dr. Robert Jarvik makes you hot
4. You always enter a building through the right atrium
3. Your girlfriend has a vena cava fetish
2. Your fave actor? Bill Pullman-ary
And the number one sign you are obsessed with your circulatory system...
1. You are a hemosexual
-Jason Rohrblogger
(8/15/07)
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