Top Ten Lies I Have Told
10. I don't know how that got there
9. Those are the original miles
8. I don't like it when you touch me there
7. That's not infected
6. I'll have your money tomorrow
5. Never on a Sunday
4. I'm a great candidate for this job, sir
3. You'll be okay
2. I love you
And the number one lie I have told...
1. I can't believe it's not butter
-Jason Rohrblogger
(10/3/08)
Man Jason, I was having a really shitty morning and you make me laugh. U da bomb!
ReplyDeleteyou forgot the TOP #1: I promise I won't come in your mouth....
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