10. Rebecca Romijn - I would like to carry her books to school in the snow, uphill both ways.
9. Naomi Campbell - I want to haul her recyclables to the curb.
8. Alessandra Ambrosio - I would love to change her oil.
7. Bar Refaeli - I could pre-soak her delicates.
6. Marisa Miller - I believe she can fly.
5. Molly Sims - I would not quit her basic training.
4. Adriana Lima - I volunteer to do her chores.
3. Claudia Schiffer - I can prune her rose bush.
2. Gisele Bundchen - I prefer to wash her windows.
And the number one Victoria's Secret model...
1. Heidi Klum - I would defrag her hard drive.
-Jason Rohrblogger
(1/14/09)
And the alternates...
Angie Everhart - I can finish her entrée.
Laetitia Casta - I'd do her pre-flight check.
Petra Nemcova - I want to shine her left shoe.
Estella Warren - I would sign up to jump out of her cake.
Daniela Pestova - I would have her warrant quashed.
Josie Maran - I pack her parachute.
Tyra Banks - I'd watch her show.
Stephanie Seymour - I would check her e-mail.
Niki Taylor - I fill out her deposit slip.
Olga Kurylenko - I nominate her for vice president.
No comments:
Post a Comment