Top Ten Valentine's Gifts Tiger Woods is Getting Elin Nordegren
10. One billion Swedish Krona
9. Two hours in the conjugal visit trailer at rehab
8. A puppy with the words "I love you" shaved into its fur
7. An "I'm sorry, Elin" back tattoo from shoulder blade to shoulder blade
6. Two Master's trophies and a green jacket
5. Ticket to ride
4. A dozen roses, "The Notebook" on DVD, and box of Whitman Samplers
3. A Tiger Woods' Mistress Calendar with the names crossed out and "Elin" written in
2. Herpes
And the number one Valentine's gift Tiger Woods is getting Elin Nordegren...
1. A Get Out Of Marriage Free card
-Jason Rohrblogger
(2/13/10)
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