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Top Ten Signs You Work in a Bad Office 10. 401K statements look suspiciously like lottery tickets 9. Three words: clothing-optional Fridays...

Top Ten Breakfast Cereals in Iraq 10. Blasted Mini-Wheats 9. Count Burkhula 8. Rear Admiral Crunch 7. Goat Flakes 6. Special A-K 5. Sug...

Top Ten Rejected Taliban Doomsday Devices 10. Whimsical Mohammed-shaped Jell-O mold full 'o plague 9. Goat with bad gas and a match 8....

Top Ten Osama Bin Laden Turn-ons 10. A woman with high mountains and deep, deep caves 9. The smell of Anthrax in the morning 8. Nearsight...

Top Ten Things that Are Good 10. Steak 9. Guns n' Roses 8. Competition in a free market 7. The Daily Show 6. Finding twenty bucks in...

Top Ten Signs You Are in Love with Jason 10. You ask, "How do I love thee? Let me count the ways." But you only list the top ten. ...

Top Ten American Movies 10. Pie 9. Gigolo 8. Gangster 7. Me 6. Splendor 5. Beauty 4. Graffiti 3. History X 2. Psycho And the number ...

Top Ten Bars in Iraq 10. The Crator 9. I Can't Believe It's Not Liquor 8. Bobby McKurd's 7. The Gas Factory 6. Molotov's...

Taliban Starter Kit So you say you want a Revolution? Avoid these common mistakes on your road to Hell... YOU WORSHIP: GOOD: Allah BETTER: H...

Top Ten Rejected Mob Nicknames 10. Marco "Trixiebelle Sparkle" Battaglia 9. Joseph "Halitosis" Toscano 8. Nicky "...

Top Ten Things You Will Never Hear Jason Say 10. This shirt is sooo last season. I think I'll go out on my own and buy something more u...

Bryan over at Dad's on a Rant Again has kindly linked to my Top Ten Rejected Cars in the Star Wars Universe and Top Ten Pornographic ...

Top Ten Rejected Cars in the Star Wars Universe 10. Volkswagen Jedi 9. Ford Millennium Falcon 8. Buick Skywalker 7. Dodge Darth 6. Jar J...

Huge thanks to Spicy Pants who linked to my Top Ten Pornographic Images for Women post! Spicy has, like, the the largest readership EVER. ...

Top Ten Pornographic Images for Women 10. 9. I don't have to have a reason to bring you flowers. 8. Is that the baby? I'll get her...

Note: Large portions of this list were stolen wholesale from Happy Fun Pundit ... Top Ten Things I Hate about Star Trek 10. Noisy doors. You...

Top Ten Signs You are Obsessed with Your Circulatory System 10. Dracula awkwardly stammers, "This just isn't working out." 9....

I submitted myself for a review over at Charles Young's Top Site of the Day and the critics have spoken. Jason Rohrblogger's Top Te...

Top Ten Things You Should Never Say to a Woman During an Argument 10. Don't you have some laundry to do or something? 9. You are so cut...

Bryan Crockett over at Dad's on a Rant Again featured my Ann Coulter list nicely in one of his posts. His profile also states he like...

Top Ten Quotes from the Coultergeist 10. "Congress could pass a law tomorrow requiring that all aliens from Arabic countries leave....W...

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road? Top Ten Celebrity Answers 10. DR. PHIL - The problem we have here is that this chicken won...

I'll admit it: I'm a sucker for any lame internet stunt or meme. This one comes from Yummy Sushi Pajamas . Check it out: Over at Ash...

Top Ten Signs You Are Not Digesting Your Food 10. Your tape worm is longer than an Oliver Stone movie 9. Nicole Richie calls you Olive Oyl ...

Chuck Norris is BADASS ! Top Ten Chuck Norris Faves of All Time 10. Fave beef? Ground chuck 9. Fave post-drinking activity? Upchuck 8. Fav...

Recycled Internet Funny COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT... ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks...

Top Ten Rejected Benefits 10. Formula 401(k) 9. Medical/Dental Dam 8. Long Term Invisibility 7. Rock Options 6. Flex Crime 5. Accidenta...

Top Ten Precious Pet Names My Girlfriend Calls Me when I am Drunk 10. Firecrotch 9. Crazy Legs 8. Hitachi Magic Hand 7. Binkymaster 6. A...

Top Ten Signs I Am not Going to Make it through the Day at Work 10. It's only 8:30AM and my gallon of gin is bone dry 9. I referred to ...

Top Ten Lesser Known Dirty Words that Sound Like Food but Aren't 10. Chocolate Starfish 9. Hot Lunch 8. Packed Fudge 7. Chili Dog 6....

Top Ten Foods that Sound Dirty but Aren't 10. Spotted Dick 9. Kumquat 8. Creme Filling 7. Sticky Buns 6. Blow Pops 5. All-Day Sucke...

Top Ten Harry Potter Porn Movie Titles 10. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Passionate Surrender 9. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Bon...

Top Ten Signs Jason's Summer Vacation Rocked 10. Still emitting the subtle scent of tequila and NyQuil 9. Returned with a full-size Rot...

Hiatus I'm off to finish my prison sentence for lying to the jury about drunk driving with Scooter Libby. Then to Switzerland for gender...

Top Ten Signs You've Hired the Wrong Attorney 10. Asks if you want to super-size your subpoena 9. Thinks Mary Wilson is the strictest c...

Jason's Top Ten Fave Best-of-Craigslist Posts of All Time 10. Ways to Not Write a Résumé 9. My Turtle Needs a Booty Call 8. To my Ex-...

Larry Litle over at Simple Thoughts of a Complex Mind posted about my Diet Coke , Jerry Falwell , and Paris Hilton lists. Larry's got...

Top Ten Signs You Are Addicted to Diet Coke 10. You name your firstborn Phenylalanine P. Aspartame, Jr. 9. You ask your dealer if he has an...

Top Ten Paris Hilton Prison Movies 10. Shawskank Redemption 9. Hanoi Hilton 8. Cool Hand Skank 7. The Queen Mile 6. Escape from Skankatr...

Lou Dobbs is a twat. That is all. -Jason Rohrblogger (06/07/07)

Note: This is a continuation of a Falwell thread posted on Simple Thoughts of a Complex Mind ... Top Ten Jerry Falwell Quotes 10. "The...

Top Ten Signs You Work at the DMV 10. Your kids have to wait in line for two hours before you let them in the house 9. You renew your marri...

Top Ten Rejected Dating Sites 10. Patch.com 9. eMormony 8. PrisonBitch.net 7. Sgt. Peppers Lonely-parts Club Hand 6. FacePlant.com 5. S...

Top Ten Squad Names if My Girlfriend Ran the Army 10. The Jobless 41st 9. The Menstrual 1 8. The Drunken 89th 7. The Spoiling for a Fight...

I thought this article was pure hilarity: Eight Wives Not Enough for Convicted Bigamist . Top Ten Signs You are Married to a Bigamist 10. He...

I jacked this meme from Simple Thoughts of a Complex Mind SCATTERGORIES...it's harder than it looks! Use the first letter of your name t...

I love me some forwarded e-mail SPAM... Top Ten Trick Questions 10. How long did the Hundred Years War last? 9. Which country makes Panama ...

Top Ten Billy Graham Duties in Heaven 10. Chief halo polisher 9. As they arrive, advise Jim Bakker, Ted Haggard, and Jimmy Swaggart where t...

Top Ten Worst Album Covers of All Time 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. And the number one worst album cover of all time... 1. -Jason R...

I stole this from Linky & Dinky ... Fifty Random Celebrity Facts 50. George Clooney sometimes sleeps in the walk-in closet of his L.A. m...

Note: Since Boris Yeltsin recently passed away, I thought I'd dust off this crusty old list from 1998 full of well-aged references... T...

Top Ten Fictional Bands of All Time 10. Stillwater 9. Eddie and the Cruisers 8. The Flower People 7. Tucson Rockers 6. Moist and the Tow...

This was stolen wholesale from Spinner Top Ten Worst Music Ideas Ever 10. U2's Blue Light Special - Q: What's funnier than mocking y...