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Top Ten People at the Bar 10. The underage girl 9. The old drunk 8. The guy who just came from work 7. The harried bartender 6. The flir...

Top Ten Worst College Team Names Ever 10. UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs 9. University of Hawaii Rainbow Warriors 8. NYU Violets 7. MIT Engin...

Top Ten Best Opening Lyrics Ever 10. "Warden threw a party in the county jail" -Elvis Presley "Jailhouse Rock" 9. ...

Top Ten Pornographic Images for Women 10. 9. I don't have to have a reason to bring you flowers. 8. Is that the baby? I'll get her...

Top Ten Tara Reid Turn-ons 10. Halter tops that don't halt 9. Everclear: the substance and the band 8. The Lion, the Witch, and the Ward...

I read Mayflower by Nathaniel Philbrick and was blown away by how much I didn't know about the Pilgrims. Herewith are my... Top Ten Pi...

Top Ten Types of Women I Attract 10. Earth-mother 9. Thirsty 8. Shy 7. Phlegmatic 6. Confused 5. Sarcastic 4. Broke 3. Horny 2. Drunk And th...

Top Ten Porn or Lifetime Original Movies 10. Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life 9. Imaginary Playmate 8. More of Me 7. Flirting with Forty ...

Top Ten Prizes that Would Truly Make a Happy Meal 10. Vibrator 9. Prozac 8. LOL cat 7. Shot of whiskey 6. Bobby McFerrin 5. Ecstasy 4....

Top Ten Rejected Bumper Stickers 10. Only you can prevent sobriety 9. I don't do portion control 8. Sweaty & Ready 7. How did I g...

Top Ten Headlines from the Gmail Sidebar Advertisements that Google Determined Were Relevant to My Life by Matching Them to Keywords in My E...

Top Ten Board Games Inspired by Congress 10. Hungry, Hungry Demos 9. Monopelosi 8. Repulikub 7. Connect Pork 6. House Trap 5. Kickbackg...

I'm casting an appreciation spell on Jack over at Fat Jack's Erratic Rants for linking to my Michael Jackson and Harry Potter l...

Top Ten Harry Potter Porn Movie Titles 10. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Passionate Surrender 9. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Bone...

Top Ten Surprises at Michael Jackson's Funeral 10. Bubbles the Chimp throwing himself on the casket screeching "No, take me instead...

Top Ten Thoughts on the Drive Home from Vegas 10. Why didn't I leave the craps table while I was on a roll? 9. Why didn't I leave ...

Top Ten Thoughts on the Drive to Vegas 10. Vegas, baby, Vegas! 9. Maybe I'll hit a jackpot big enough to pay for the whole trip and som...

Top Ten Totally Tasteless Jokes about Michael Jackson 10. Q: What are Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson expecting for Christma...

Angelic ups to Jack over at Fat Jack's Erratic Rants for linking to my Top Ten Things Overheard in Heaven Last Week list. Jack is suc...

Top Ten Things Overheard in Heaven Last Week 10. Oh, I'm sorry. You don't appear to be on the list. We were expecting Larry King, El...

Wendy Atterberry over at CNN writes her hilarous 10 Wedding Vows I'm Making to YOU list. I am totally stealing her premise and writin...

Top Ten Reality Television Shows I'd Watch 10. America's Most Anorexic 9. I'm a Celebrity Get Me Rehab 8. The Cellmate 7. Sur...

Top Ten Projects in Development at Budweiser 10. Bud Dark Dry Ice Light 9. A Shakespearean talking frog 8. Barnard-educated deeply feminis...

Here at Jason Rohrblogger's Top Ten we only rip off the most tired and shopworn cliché premises to waste your internet time: You Might b...

Top Ten Signs You Drive a POS 10. You fill the tank and it doubles in value 9. It goes 0-60 in 7.4 minutes 8. You spill your capuccino on ...

Top Ten Projects in Development in North Korea 10. A nucular missile 9. An export car even smaller and cheaper than a Kia 8. A socioeconom...

Gracias grandes a Héctor Fabricio Flores por enlazar a mi Top Ten Victoria's Secret Models la lista encima en Tva ¡Wow! blog. Usted e...

Top Ten Rejected Forms of Contraception 10. The Patch Adams 9. The IOU 8. Denial 7. Syncopated Rhythm Method 6. Plan C 5. The Breast Im...

Top Ten Rejected Summer Movie Sequels 10. Cold Mountain Deux 9. Titanic's Revenge of the Titanic: Icebergs in Paradise 8. Debbie D...

Top Ten Signs It's Summer in Los Angeles 10. Tanning beds mothballed until Fall 9. Smog layer glistens 8. Buses disgorge fresh batch of ...

Top Ten Projects in Development at Google 10. Ads based on how early in the morning you are still on Facebook trying to get a date 9. A web...

Top Ten Signs You are at a Bad Circus 10. Some clown won't quit hitting on you 9. Sideshow is Perez Hilton interviewing Lady Gaga 8. C...

Top Ten Republican Comeback Ideas 10. Shoot ALL lawyers in the face 9. Palin/Prejean 2012 8. Free KFC for everyone! 7. Stop politicizing ...

Medium-sized ups to Jack over at Fat Jack's Erratic Rants for linking to my Top Ten Ways I am Downsizing in this Economy list. Normal...

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Top Ten Ways I am Downsizing in this Economy 10. Caviar and champale 9. No longer wear designer tattoos 8. Generic heroin 7. Moved from 1...

Big thanks to Tracy over at The Barger Blog for reposting my Top Ten Swine Flu Symptoms list and linking to it. This post appears contagi...

Top Ten Wife One-liners 10. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -David Bissonette 9. After ma...

Porcine props to Jack over at Fat Jack's Erratic Rants for linking to my Top Ten Swine Flu Symptoms post. Hope you put on a mask befo...

Top Ten Tabloid Stories I'd Like to See 10. Barrack Obama's love child with Nicole Brown Simpson 9. 98lb Oprah: "I am NOT anor...

Top Ten Swine Flu Symptoms 10. Bacon tastes "funny" 9. Boyfriend demands you wallow 8. You respond to the question, "Can pi...

Top Ten Approved Interrogation Techniques 10. Forced watching of Two and Half Men 9. Waiting in line at the DMV for up to 24 hours 8. Rose...

Top Ten Somali Pirate Excuses 10. Thought they were holding the Captain & Tennille 9. Needed 100 metric tons of plastic souvenirs and C...

Top Ten Shakespearean Porn Movies 10. A Midsummer Nights Cream 9. King Leer 8. As You Lick It 7. Two Gentlemen in Verona 6. Handle It 5...

Top Ten Rejected Star Trek Characters 10. Madeline Khan Noonien Singh 9. Snotty 8. Spock Remover 7. Uwhora 6. P'lot Com P'licati...

Top Ten Least Popular Gated Communities 10. The Twin Oaks at Rancid Rivers Pointe Landfill 9. The Manors of the Falls of the Landings of th...

Top Ten Rejected Military Operation Code Names 10. Operation Sissy Pants 9. Rogue Clown 8. Orchestral Maneuvers in the Dark 7. Valkyrie K...

My buddy Dave over at Bourbon Cowboy got a hilarious list published in McSweeney's: Unpopular Mardi Gras Shouts Here are my absolute f...

Top Ten Rejected Pussy Cat Doll Stage Names 10. Mercedes Porsche 9. Chlamydia 8. Sylvia Plath 7. Cheyenne Laramie 6. Clementine 5. Riha...

Jenn over at Patience is a Virtue recently sent me my first Christopher Moore book Practical Demonkeeping . Christopher Moore books are w...

Top Ten Rejected Camouflage Patterns 10. Jungle Boogie 9. Dessert Storm 8. GothPunk 7. Suburban Warfare 6. Tees n' Greens 5. Forest...

I have some friends with the last name Eiler who are having a boy. They asked me to come up with some non-Jason names (I don't condone t...

Note: Today's premise was stolen wholesale from SuziJane over at Chronic Listaholic . Top Ten Jeopardy Categories Jason Rohrblogger Wo...

Volkswagen is trying to appeal to a more urban demographic with their current "unpimp your ride" ad campaign. Here are the vehicl...

Top Ten Screen Savers or Led Zeppelin Songs 10. The Ocean 9. Flying Toasters 8. In The Light 7. Windows IV 6. Black Dog 5. Starfield 4...

Top Ten Reasons Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston Broke Up 10. He can't skin a bear the way she likes 9. She wants to have thirteen more ...

Here's an oldie but a goodie from 2006... Top Ten Signs You Are Carrying Tom Cruise's Baby 10. Heart-monitor beeps out theme to Miss...

Top Ten Things I am Ashamed to Admit I Love 10. John Grisham novels - Yes his pulp is hopelessly formulaic. Yes he types his novels with o...

Top Ten Los Angeles Kings Excuses 10. Completely distracted by Octo-mom 9. Lost puck in the glare of the sun 8. When playing the Calgary ...

Top Ten Signs I am Getting Old 10. Dingbat girls slinging toxic wings at Hooters can't hold my interest 9. I get Treasury Secretary Timo...

Top Ten Habits of Highly Effective Professional Baseball Players 10. Cocaine 9. Hookers 8. Chewing tobacco 7. Alcohol 6. Wife beating 5...

A hirsute thank-you to Jack over at Fat Jack's Erratic Rants for linking to my Top Ten Signs your Pet Chimpanzee has Gone Bad list. I...

Top Ten Signs your Pet Chimpanzee has Gone Bad 10. Orders red wine with fish 9. Poses for the cover of "Chimps Gone Wild II: Primates ...

Top Ten Items for Sale in the Michael Jackson Auction 10. The other glove 9. High-mileage Elephant Man 8. An assortment of noses 7. Macau...

Top Ten Signs You've Hired the Wrong Fertility Specialist 10. Implants eight kids, four hound dogs, and a piggy we stole from the shed ...

Top Ten Gifts I am Getting Sarah Palin for Valentine's Day 10. A viable fetus 9. Heart-shaped 7mm Magnum rifle 8. Subscription to Time...

Top Ten Enhanced Security Measures at the White House 10. He got early warning He got muddy water, he one mojo filter He say "O...

Top Ten Activities to Prepare for Ski Season 10. Visit your local butcher and pay thirty dollars to sit in the walk-in freezer for a half h...

Jason Rohrblogger's Top Ten Disclaimers 10. JRTT may cause drowsiness, incontinence, and apathy 9. JRTT is not responsible for any item...

Top Ten Attractions at Chinese Disneyland 10. Snow White and the Seven Child Laborers 9. Pirates of Haiphong Harbor 8. It's a Small N...

Top Ten Lesser Known Holiday Mascots 10. Marty the Martin Luther King Day Marten 9. Hanukkah Harry 8. Leafy Erickson the Arbor Day Deciduo...

Top Ten Positions in the Rohrblogger Cabinet 10. Missionary 9. Pro-Tobacco Surgeon General 8. Hug Czar 7. Secretary of Housing and Urban ...

I am normally a huge fan of drinking whatever you want. And I can see wanting to celebrate, and remember, Obama's historic inauguration....

Nothing like waking up to a little Sunday morning link love from a large biker... Big thanks to Jack over at Fat Jack's Erratic Rants ...

We are just a heartbeat away from Beau Bridges playing President Bush in the made-for-TV movie... Top Ten Movies About the Bush Administrati...

Top Ten Victoria's Secret Models 10. Rebecca Romijn - I would like to carry her books to school in the snow, uphill both ways. 9. Naomi...