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Top Ten Country Songs for Cyberspace 10. It's Over Cuz I Caught Him Swapping GIFS with My Best Friend 9. You Done Ripped Out My NT-1...

Today's list was stolen wholesale from Lemon Drop . Top Ten Annoying Couple Types 10. The Newly Engaged - No one has ever been as ha...

Top Ten Surprises in Andrew Young's book about John Edwards 10. John once hiked the Appalachian Trail with Mark Sanford 9. Elizabet...

Gold medal shout out to Jack over at Fat Jack's Erratic Rants for covering my Top Ten Winter Sports I'd Like to See list and post...

Top Ten Winter Sports I'd Like to See 10. Ice Pole Dancing 9. Cold Beer Pong 8. Shaming 7. Synchronized Skiing 6. Curling Chee...

Top Ten Surprises in the Sarah Palin Magazine 10. Her recipe for stuffed salmon calls for 15bbl of crude oil 9. Wishes James Garner woul...

Top Ten Valentine's Gifts Tiger Woods is Getting Elin Nordegren 10. One billion Swedish Krona 9. Two hours in the conjugal visit tra...

Top Ten Ways I am Exactly Like My Father 10. I sit at home alone a drink scotch 9. I have a scraggly grey beard 8. I feud with friends...

Top Ten Self-descriptive Phrases 10. Incompl te 9. WeIrD cAsE 8. ©λ@ℜα⊄Ψ∃Γ $µß§+|⊥∪∏¡ðℵ 7. esrever 6. I am disappointment in gramm...

Top Ten Rejected Folgers Crystals Flavors 10. Folgers Crystal Meth 9. Ray Bolger's Crystals 8. Folgers Crystal Light 7. Mulde...

Top Ten Current Conan O'Brien Job Offers 10. Simpsons writer 9. Barbarian 8. Junior senator from Massachusetts 7. Ginger Spic...

I originally ran this post back in October of 2008 . It gets repeated today along with Messr. Robertson's most recent bon mot regardi...

I have some friends with the last name Erickson who are having a baby girl. Herewith are my... Top Ten Baby Erickson Names 10. Erica Ek...

Check out my review of " The Pee-wee Herman Show " at Club Nokia @ La Live over at Celebrity Smack . I liked it so much, I want ...

Top Ten Rejected Celebrity Liquor Endorsements 10. Chuck Jägermeister 9. Charlie Jack Daniels 8. José Charro 7. Soleil Moonshine 6...

Top Ten Cars with Place Names in the Order of Where I Would NOT Like to Live 10. Hyundai Santa Fe 9. GMC Sierra 8. Dodge Daytona 7. ...

Top Ten Cars with Place Names in the Order of Where I Would Like to Live 10. Kia Sedona 9. Lincoln Versailles 8. Mercury Monterey 7....

Top Ten Banned Phrases 2010 The following is hereby banished from the English language... 10. Viral 9. Subprime 8. Post 9/11 7....

Today's premise was stolen from Brandy over at It's like, I'm...mmmagic! Top Ten Lessons I Learned in 2009 10. Gum will not...

Future shout out to Jack over at Fat Jack's Erratic Rants for writing up my Top Ten Predictions for 2010 list and posting a link! J...

Jason Rohrblogger's Top Ten Predictions for 2010 10. Jim Bob Duggar will finally figure out how to use a condom 9. OJ Simpson will s...

Top Ten Ways Santa Claus is Cutting Back in this Economy 10. Purina Reindeer Chow 10% sawdustier 9. Naughty List digitized and posted on...

Top Ten Worst Christmas Album Covers of All Time 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. And the number one worst Christmas...

Top Ten Rejected Beers 10. Hugh Hefeweizen 9. Dr. Bock 8. Fail Ale 7. Birth Control Pilsner 6. Malt Disney 5. Captain's Lage...

Top Ten Tasteless Tiger Woods Jokes 10. Q: What is Tiger's favorite Christmas Carol? A: I'm Dreaming of a White Mistress 9. Ti...

Top Ten Tinkerbell Pet Peeves 10. That bitch, Wendy 9. Captain Hook has a thing for young boys and never notices when you get a new hai...

Adult Movie or Prince Song? 10. "Dirty Mind" 9. "Cream" 8. "Do Me Baby" 7. "Gett Off" 6. ...

I originally got this post from Dave over at Blogography who got it from Finn over at A Life Less Ordinary who got it from Vanity Fair ....

Jason Gets Republished in McSweeney's! I submitted my Top Ten Topics of Conversation at My Cousin's House on Any Given Holiday li...

Top Ten Things for Which I am Thankful 10. Exculpatory evidence 9. Quicklime 8. Teh internets 7. Bulletproof underwear 6. The ...

The Twirl This post over at Awful Library Books is full-on X-rated without even trying to be. I'm just saying author Constance Atwa...

Top Ten Contract Riders for Jason Rohrblogger's Top Ten 10. A copy of the Mona Lisa must be visible at all times from the window of my...

This video came out last week and I cannot get enough of it. Every time I watch it, there is another layered inside joke I missed before. Am...

Lou Dobbs quit CNN! I'm all for free speech . And when your speech is against an entire class of people (i.e. immigrants ) then that fr...

Today's post was stolen from here and here and here . Top Ten New Golf Terms 10. A "Rock Hudson" - a putt that looked st...

This is the reason I can't get any work done... Jason's Top Ten Internet Time Wasters 10. This is Why You are Fat 9. Why do Yo...

I originally got this meme from Heather over at Yummy Sushi Pajamas . I posted my original response here . If you want to play, reply t...

Top Ten Captains 10. Cap'n Crunch 9. Captain Kangaroo 8. Captain Stubing 7. Captain Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger 6. ...

Top Ten Best Halloween Songs 10. "Welcome to My Nightmare" -Alice Cooper "We sweat, laugh, and scream here, 'Cause li...

Tip o' the blog to Darby Clark over at Muse With Me for writing a Rohrblogger-inspired Top Ten post and linking back to me! Check o...

Top Ten Rejected Energy Drink Flavors 10. Shockolate 9. Blue Bulls 8. Carpé Cream 7. Manana 6. Steak & Onion 5. FD&...

Halloween treats to Jack over at Fat Jack's Erratic Rants for linking to my Satan list. I've been blogging from Hell for years....

Top Ten Ways Satan is Cutting Back this Halloween 10. Purgatory closed, all sinners sent to Abu Ghraib 9. Only putting razor blades in e...

Contrite shout out to Jack over at Fat Jack's Erratic Rants for linking to my Top Ten Apologies list. I regret any remorse that my ...

Top Ten Sumo Diet Tips 10. Lettuce is for the weak 9. Avoid portions smaller than a hog 8. Octopus slurry will stretch a milkshake 7...

Top Ten Jason Apologies 10. I would like to apologize to all the farm animals I slept with who work for me on this blog 9. I regret taki...

Top Ten Rejected Knitting Videos 10. Baby Got Box Stitch 9. Two Girls One Quilt 8. The Needle and the Knife 7. Extreme Altitude K...

Jason's Top Ten Kitchen Tips 10. Veggie burgers aren't bad if you put enough bacon on them 9. Red wine goes well with white wine...

Top Ten Items in Jason's Survival Kit 10. A bible 9. A gun 8. A hollowed-out bible with a gun in it 7. Emergency banana 6. Thr...

Top Ten Rejected Soda Flavors 10. Coke Heavy 9. Pepsi Max Headroom 8. Sierra Mr. Mister 7. Dr. Salt 6. Chemical Syrup 5. Goatse with Li...

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Top Ten Rejected Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Behaviors 10. Eat the whole bag of Oreos. Three times. 9. Beat every yellow light 8. Count...

Top Ten Surprises in the New Health Care Bill 10. Third bypass is free 9. Death Panels will meet on Thursdays at midnight during a full moon...

Top Ten Rejected Movie Prequels 10. Ten Leagues Under the Sea 9. The Cook, The Thief, His Girlfriend and her Acquaintance 8. The Mediocre ...

Top Ten Things that Are Supposed to Feel Good (but Don't) 10. Yoga 9. Thanksgiving dinner 8. Psychotherapy 7. Deep tissue massage 6....

Dear Preachy Neighbor, In what has to be the most popular verse of the New Testament, John 3:16 , all you have to do to receive salvation is...

Shout out to Jack over at Fat Jack's Erratic Rants for linking to my Top Ten Changes now that Disney has Purchased Marvel Comics list...

Top Ten Changes now that Disney has Purchased Marvel Comics 10. Peter Pan and Captain Hook join Batman and Robin for NAMBLA's "movi...

Reply to this meme by yelling Words! in the comments, and I will give you five words that remind me of you. Then post them on your blog and ...

Top Ten People at the Bar 10. The underage girl 9. The old drunk 8. The guy who just came from work 7. The harried bartender 6. The flir...

Top Ten Worst College Team Names Ever 10. UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs 9. University of Hawaii Rainbow Warriors 8. NYU Violets 7. MIT Engin...

Top Ten Best Opening Lyrics Ever 10. "Warden threw a party in the county jail" -Elvis Presley "Jailhouse Rock" 9. ...

Top Ten Pornographic Images for Women 10. 9. I don't have to have a reason to bring you flowers. 8. Is that the baby? I'll get her...

Top Ten Tara Reid Turn-ons 10. Halter tops that don't halt 9. Everclear: the substance and the band 8. The Lion, the Witch, and the Ward...

I read Mayflower by Nathaniel Philbrick and was blown away by how much I didn't know about the Pilgrims. Herewith are my... Top Ten Pi...