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A big thank-you to Jack over at Fat Jack's Erratic Rants for linking to my British Petroleum Excuses list and flooding my fragile blo...

Top Ten TV Show Titles that Describe My Life 10. 10 Things I Hate about You 9. Breaking Bad 8. Lie to Me 7. Are You Smarter than ...

Top Ten Signs You are Spending Too Much Time in Traffic 10. No blood in your butt 9. You've gone three blocks in the last hour 8...

Top Ten British Petroleum Excuses 10. Oil tankers burn fuel and pollute. Trying to deliver crude oil to the shore by all-natural wave acti...

Top Ten Vodkas 10. Skyy 9. Russian Standard 8. Smirnoff 7. Cîroc 6. Stolichnaya 5. Absolut 4. Belvedere 3. Grey Goos...

Top Ten Rejected Books of the Bible 10. The Gospel According to Moishe 9. Genesis without Phil Collins 8. Numb3rs 7. Ruth Does Gomor...

Top Ten Signs Your Car Bomb is a Dud 10. While festive, filling your payload with silly string and confetti will not increase the impact ...

Top Ten Rejected Men's Magazines 10. Unpopular Mechanics 9. Economy Car Digest 8. Cosmo Kramer Politan 7. Gentlemen's Bic...

A big thank-you to Spicy Pants over at Celebrity Smack for linking to my Pope Benedict Excuses list and blowing up my stats like Sandra B...

Top Ten Pope Benedict Excuses 10. Those altar boys were asking for it the way they were wearing those vestments 9. A few bad apostles a...

Top Ten Ladies 10. Godiva 9. Bird Johnson 8. In Waiting 7. Luck 6. Fingers 5. Chatterly's Lover 4. Bug 3. Liberty...

Top Ten Goldman Sachs Excuses 10. Thought working folks would be more willing to give up their pension plans to fund executive bonuses ...

Top Ten Rejected Taverns 10. DUI Fridays 9. Derivatives 8. Owl's 7. Archie's Bunker 6. Molester's 5. Mile Fifteen Ga...

Top Ten Rejected Prom Themes 10. Voyage to the Bottom of My Pants 9. Almost Pregnant 8. The Mourning After 7. Fleeting Youth 6. Th...

Top Ten Signs California is Bankrupt 10. Retirees now given a handshake and a can of soup 9. Elementary schools converted directly to pr...

Top Ten Rejected Panda Express Menu Items 10. Baby Greens and Baby Panda 9. Sweet and Sour Bologna 8. Octopusicle 7. Fire-roasted Ch...

Top Ten Reasons Jesus Returned After Three Days 10. Couldn't wait to see the look on Thomas' face 9. Lost His halo at the craps ...

Top Ten Places I've Hidden My Easter Eggs 10. In the eviscerated belly of a frozen Tauntaun 9. Offshore egg shelter 8. Omelet 7...

Top Ten Signs You are not Going to Win a Nobel Prize 10. Your complete body of research documents how many licks it takes to get to the ce...

I got tagged over at Facebook for one of these surveys... 1. What time did you get up this morning? The butt crack of noon 2. How do yo...

Top Ten Projects in Development at Ford 10. An alternative fuel that provides 150 miles per gallon in a Focus, eight miles per gallon in a...

A big thank you to Spicy Pants over at Celebrity Smack for linking to my Things I Don't Get About Facebook list and blowing up my sta...

Top Ten Things I Don't Get About Facebook 10. What's with the layout? 9. What's with all the updates about other people'...

Top Ten Reasons to Fear The Reaper 10. Not really trained to use scythe 9. Halitosis 8. Is congressman who likes little boys 7. Also...

An open letter to Rose DeWitt Bukater: Oh, Kate Winslet. Sorry to hear you and Sam Mendes split . Now that you are single, I will be avail...

Top Ten Rejected Slogans for Whiskey 10. Goes down easy, comes up smooth 9. Just screw it! 8. The thicker chicker liquor upper 7....

Jack over at Fat Jack's Erratic Rants writes, "Jason. When are you going to feature your number one Internet fan and promoter in ...

Top Ten Awards Show Thank-you Speeches I'd Like to See 10. "Thank you New Beginnings Tucson for getting me cleaned up enough to b...

Top Ten Food Related Band Names 10. Cream 9. Bread 8. Cake 7. The Cranberries 6. Meatloaf 5. Bananarama 4. Humble Pie ...

Top Ten Country Songs for Cyberspace 10. It's Over Cuz I Caught Him Swapping GIFS with My Best Friend 9. You Done Ripped Out My NT-1...

Today's list was stolen wholesale from Lemon Drop . Top Ten Annoying Couple Types 10. The Newly Engaged - No one has ever been as ha...

Top Ten Surprises in Andrew Young's book about John Edwards 10. John once hiked the Appalachian Trail with Mark Sanford 9. Elizabet...

Gold medal shout out to Jack over at Fat Jack's Erratic Rants for covering my Top Ten Winter Sports I'd Like to See list and post...

Top Ten Winter Sports I'd Like to See 10. Ice Pole Dancing 9. Cold Beer Pong 8. Shaming 7. Synchronized Skiing 6. Curling Chee...

Top Ten Surprises in the Sarah Palin Magazine 10. Her recipe for stuffed salmon calls for 15bbl of crude oil 9. Wishes James Garner woul...

Top Ten Valentine's Gifts Tiger Woods is Getting Elin Nordegren 10. One billion Swedish Krona 9. Two hours in the conjugal visit tra...

Top Ten Ways I am Exactly Like My Father 10. I sit at home alone a drink scotch 9. I have a scraggly grey beard 8. I feud with friends...

Top Ten Self-descriptive Phrases 10. Incompl te 9. WeIrD cAsE 8. ©λ@ℜα⊄Ψ∃Γ $µß§+|⊥∪∏¡ðℵ 7. esrever 6. I am disappointment in gramm...

Top Ten Rejected Folgers Crystals Flavors 10. Folgers Crystal Meth 9. Ray Bolger's Crystals 8. Folgers Crystal Light 7. Mulde...

Top Ten Current Conan O'Brien Job Offers 10. Simpsons writer 9. Barbarian 8. Junior senator from Massachusetts 7. Ginger Spic...

I originally ran this post back in October of 2008 . It gets repeated today along with Messr. Robertson's most recent bon mot regardi...

I have some friends with the last name Erickson who are having a baby girl. Herewith are my... Top Ten Baby Erickson Names 10. Erica Ek...

Check out my review of " The Pee-wee Herman Show " at Club Nokia @ La Live over at Celebrity Smack . I liked it so much, I want ...

Top Ten Rejected Celebrity Liquor Endorsements 10. Chuck Jägermeister 9. Charlie Jack Daniels 8. José Charro 7. Soleil Moonshine 6...

Top Ten Cars with Place Names in the Order of Where I Would NOT Like to Live 10. Hyundai Santa Fe 9. GMC Sierra 8. Dodge Daytona 7. ...

Top Ten Cars with Place Names in the Order of Where I Would Like to Live 10. Kia Sedona 9. Lincoln Versailles 8. Mercury Monterey 7....

Top Ten Banned Phrases 2010 The following is hereby banished from the English language... 10. Viral 9. Subprime 8. Post 9/11 7....

Today's premise was stolen from Brandy over at It's like, I'm...mmmagic! Top Ten Lessons I Learned in 2009 10. Gum will not...

Future shout out to Jack over at Fat Jack's Erratic Rants for writing up my Top Ten Predictions for 2010 list and posting a link! J...

Jason Rohrblogger's Top Ten Predictions for 2010 10. Jim Bob Duggar will finally figure out how to use a condom 9. OJ Simpson will s...

Top Ten Ways Santa Claus is Cutting Back in this Economy 10. Purina Reindeer Chow 10% sawdustier 9. Naughty List digitized and posted on...

Top Ten Worst Christmas Album Covers of All Time 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. And the number one worst Christmas...

Top Ten Rejected Beers 10. Hugh Hefeweizen 9. Dr. Bock 8. Fail Ale 7. Birth Control Pilsner 6. Malt Disney 5. Captain's Lage...

Top Ten Tasteless Tiger Woods Jokes 10. Q: What is Tiger's favorite Christmas Carol? A: I'm Dreaming of a White Mistress 9. Ti...

Top Ten Tinkerbell Pet Peeves 10. That bitch, Wendy 9. Captain Hook has a thing for young boys and never notices when you get a new hai...

Adult Movie or Prince Song? 10. "Dirty Mind" 9. "Cream" 8. "Do Me Baby" 7. "Gett Off" 6. ...

I originally got this post from Dave over at Blogography who got it from Finn over at A Life Less Ordinary who got it from Vanity Fair ....

Jason Gets Republished in McSweeney's! I submitted my Top Ten Topics of Conversation at My Cousin's House on Any Given Holiday li...

Top Ten Things for Which I am Thankful 10. Exculpatory evidence 9. Quicklime 8. Teh internets 7. Bulletproof underwear 6. The ...

The Twirl This post over at Awful Library Books is full-on X-rated without even trying to be. I'm just saying author Constance Atwa...

Top Ten Contract Riders for Jason Rohrblogger's Top Ten 10. A copy of the Mona Lisa must be visible at all times from the window of my...

This video came out last week and I cannot get enough of it. Every time I watch it, there is another layered inside joke I missed before. Am...

Lou Dobbs quit CNN! I'm all for free speech . And when your speech is against an entire class of people (i.e. immigrants ) then that fr...

Today's post was stolen from here and here and here . Top Ten New Golf Terms 10. A "Rock Hudson" - a putt that looked st...

This is the reason I can't get any work done... Jason's Top Ten Internet Time Wasters 10. This is Why You are Fat 9. Why do Yo...

I originally got this meme from Heather over at Yummy Sushi Pajamas . I posted my original response here . If you want to play, reply t...

Top Ten Captains 10. Cap'n Crunch 9. Captain Kangaroo 8. Captain Stubing 7. Captain Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger 6. ...

Top Ten Best Halloween Songs 10. "Welcome to My Nightmare" -Alice Cooper "We sweat, laugh, and scream here, 'Cause li...

Tip o' the blog to Darby Clark over at Muse With Me for writing a Rohrblogger-inspired Top Ten post and linking back to me! Check o...

Top Ten Rejected Energy Drink Flavors 10. Shockolate 9. Blue Bulls 8. Carpé Cream 7. Manana 6. Steak & Onion 5. FD&...

Halloween treats to Jack over at Fat Jack's Erratic Rants for linking to my Satan list. I've been blogging from Hell for years....

Top Ten Ways Satan is Cutting Back this Halloween 10. Purgatory closed, all sinners sent to Abu Ghraib 9. Only putting razor blades in e...

Contrite shout out to Jack over at Fat Jack's Erratic Rants for linking to my Top Ten Apologies list. I regret any remorse that my ...

Top Ten Sumo Diet Tips 10. Lettuce is for the weak 9. Avoid portions smaller than a hog 8. Octopus slurry will stretch a milkshake 7...