Wednesday, November 10, 2004

TOP TEN OSAMA BIN LADEN HIDING PLACES

Top Ten Osama Bin Laden Hiding Places

10. In broom closet

9. With Elvis at Memphis Denny's

8. Under Scooby-Doo mask

7. Touring as guitar tech with ZZ Top

6. Kandahar Bowl-O-Ramadan

5. Cave that is higher than a Phish concert on Mt. Everest

4. Secret fort made of pillow cushions

3. Berkeley Ashram

2. Replaced the fine fanatic normally served with Folger's Crystals

And the number one Osama Bin Laden hiding place...

1. Your mom's room

-Jason Rohrblogger
(11/10/04)

And the alternates...

Camp David
In a hidey hole
Batcave
Fortress of Schadenfreude
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3 comments:

  1. Trev Diesel5:15 PM

    No, in YOUR mom's room.

    Haha, genious lists man. Great work.

    I'll enjoy checking yer stuff.

    (especially liked the Mt. Everest Phish concert) ;)

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  2. Unknown4:55 PM

    Well, that would make sense... Since OBL *is* my mom.

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  3. Anonymous7:40 PM

    in a hidey hole was genius. are you some kind of genius?
    i worship you.

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