TOP TEN PROJECTS IN DEVELOPMENT AT MOTOROLA

Top Ten Projects In Development At Motorola

10. Radar defeating hair gel

9. Satellite transmitted microwave burrito

8. Laser-guided dashboard Jesus

7. Stealth dust bunny

6. Twin recoilless fully automatic belt-fed reciprocal gas powered Pez
launchers

5. Padded cell phone

4. Voice-activated motion-sensitive contraceptive

3. Hand held New Yorker-to-English translator

2. Husband-mounted listening device

And the number one project in development at Motorola...

1. Shoulder-fired bean fueled surface-to-air heat seeking Chihuahua

-Jason Rohrblogger
(05/11/99)