Wednesday, April 13, 2005

TOP TEN LEAST FAVORITE CIGARETTE BRANDS

Top Ten Least Favorite Cigarette Brands

10. Benson & Hedge Clippings

9. From the makers of Virginia Slims: Minnesota Fats. You've let yourself go, baby

8. Capri with wings

7. Still working on your GED? Try GPC with FD&C #5

6. Kool Ultra Sticky

5. Ba-Ba, the cigarette for toddlers

4. Kingsford Matchlite 100's

3. Lucky Strike, for Teamsters willing to negotiate

2. Poison Gas in a Tube

And the number one least favorite cigarette brand...

1. Things I found in my pants, unfiltered

-Robert Paul Van Deven

1 comment:

  1. On no Jason!
    I am so sorry for the loss of your friend. You are in my thoughts.
    Jenn

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