Top Ten Least Favorite Cigarette Brands
10. Benson & Hedge Clippings
9. From the makers of Virginia Slims: Minnesota Fats. You've let yourself go, baby
8. Capri with wings
7. Still working on your GED? Try GPC with FD&C #5
6. Kool Ultra Sticky
5. Ba-Ba, the cigarette for toddlers
4. Kingsford Matchlite 100's
3. Lucky Strike, for Teamsters willing to negotiate
2. Poison Gas in a Tube
And the number one least favorite cigarette brand...
1. Things I found in my pants, unfiltered
-Robert Paul Van Deven
On no Jason!
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