TOP TEN REJECTED GIRL SCOUT COOKIES

Top Ten Rejected Girl Scout Cookies

10. Chocolate Spankys

9. Monkey-roons

8. Silicon Wafers

7. Mint Doo-Doos

6. Lug Nut Chewies

5. Soylent Greens

4. Fat 'n Gristles

3. Caramel Naughties

2. Asbestos Cremes

And the number one rejected Girl Scout cookie...

1. Shorthairbread

-Robert Paul Van Deven