Wednesday, April 27, 2005

TOP TEN LEAST FAVORITE GUM FLAVORS

Top Ten Least Favorite Gum Flavors

10. Gizzard

9. Pumice

8. Hair

7. Doublelint

6. Lymph

5. Juicy Newt

4. Cud

3. Stubble Yum

2. Clam

And the number one least favorite gum flavor...

1. Wrigley's Vap-o-mint

-Robert Paul Van deven
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3 comments:

  1. Unknown3:02 PM

    I jotted these down on a post-it and left them for a coworker. It made his crappy day a lot brighter! Thanks, Jason :)

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  2. Unknown3:03 PM

    PS: You inspired him to come up with some "Horrible Licorice Flavors" - Chutney, Earwax, Hot Wheels Metal, Pine Sol, and Soy Sauce.

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  3. Jason Rohrblogger4:21 PM

    Aurorealis,

    If my disgusting posts can brighten just one day...

    Here are mine:

    Top Ten Horrible Licorice Flavors

    10. Lico-condolezza-rice
    9. Lick fetish
    8. Licormice
    7. Licorice Krispies
    6. Licorifice
    5. Dickorice
    4. Sicker lice
    3. Liquor Fish
    2. Lick her eyes
    And the number one horrible licorice flavor...
    1. Licor-heidi-fleiss

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