TOP TEN THINGS YOU CAN MAKE WITH CHEEZ WHIZ

Top Ten Things You Can Make With Cheez Whiz

10. Love

9. Intestinal Blockage

8. V-ger

7. Mouse Mousse

6. Oprah Bait

5. Lubricated Pants

4. Little balls of whizzy goodness

3. Any GM product

2. Flaccid Cheese Worms

And the number one thing you can make with Cheez Whiz...

1. The Arizona Wildcat Offense

-Robert Paul Van Deven