Top Ten Rejected Bumper Stickers
10. What are you lookin' at, pig?
9. I am not driving my other car.
8. Wouldn't it be great if the Air Force had to sell a bomber to buy some cookies and little furry animals were our friends?
7. My kid is, like, smart and stuff.
6. I have no plants or fruit.
5. Don't blame me, I voted for poon.
4. Honk if you're surly.
3. I am going to kill you.
2. Expect a miracle if you are stoopid.
And the number one rejected bumper sticker...
1. I set O.J. free and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker.
-Robert Paul Van Deven
I have # 10 on my car
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