TOP TEN THINGS THAT ARE BETTER IN THEORY THAN REALITY

Top Ten Things That are Better in Theory than Reality

10. Network television

9. Threesomes

8. Movies that feature Ben Stiller

7. Sex on the beach

6. Suing the bastards

5. Slo jams

4. Following your dream

3. The backstory on any album

2. War

And the number one thing that is better in theory than reality...

1. Marriage

-Jason Rohrblogger
(11/14/05)

And the alternates...

Cell phones
All-star games
Anything beer-battered
Real desparate housewives
Political documentaries
The Sunday comics
Driving around in a convertible
Acoustic versions
Cordless anything
Leather upholstery
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