MERRY SPAMAS

Welcome to the 2005 Holiday Edition of Getting to Know Your Friends! You know the drill...

1. EGG NOG OR HOT CHOCOLATE? Hot nog-on-chocolate action

2. DOES SANTA WRAP PRESENTS OR JUST SIT THEM UNDER THE TREE? Wrap it before you tap it

3. COLORED LIGHTS ON THE TREE/HOUSE OR WHITE? Let's not bring civil rights into this

4. DO YOU HANG MISTLETOE? On my belt buckle

5. WHEN DO YOU PUT YOUR DECORATIONS UP? November. 1999.

6. YOUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY DISH? Charo

7. FAVORITE HOLIDAY MEMORY AS A CHILD? Catching Santa kissing daddy

8. WHEN DID YOU LEARN THE TRUTH ABOUT SANTA? Truth? You can't handle the truth!

9. DO YOU OPEN A GIFT ON CHRISTMAS EVE? I'm usually wrapping gifts on Christmas Eve

10. WHAT KIND OF COOKIES DOES SANTA GET SET OUT FOR HIM? I've disabled cookies on all of Santa's browsers

11. SNOW! LOVE IT OR DREAD IT? Oh man, I gave that up in the 70's after rehab

12. CAN YOU ICE SKATE? Maybe.

13. DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR FAVORITE GIFT? A Kokopelli Gourd

14. WHAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ABOUT THE HOLIDAYS FOR YOU? Showing the Muslims and Hindus what time it is

15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY DESSERT? Dad's handpacked fudge

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY TRADITION? Peeking up the angel's skirt at the top of the tree

17. WHAT TOPS YOUR TREE? Topless angel

18. WHICH TO YOU PREFER - GIVING OR RECEIVING? Giving, then receiving, then giving again.

19. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CHRISTMAS CAROL? Carol Lombard

20. CANDY CANES! YUCK OR YUM?? Yuck. I use a candy wheel chair.

21. FAVORITE CHRISTMAS MOVIE? Debbie Does Bethlehem

-Jason Rohrblogger
(12/25/05)