TOP TEN ITEMS ON LEONARDO DICAPRIO'S "TO DO" LIST

Top Ten Items on Leonardo DiCaprio's "To Do" List

10. Sign lucrative three year deal to star in six Squeeg-O-Matic
infomercials

9. Rehab

8. Set up Leo D's Psychic Chat Hot Phone

7. Host late night Crossdressing Variety Hour on the WB as "Lady Di" Caprio

6. Star in every Jerry Bruckheimer film from now until his early death next month at age 33

5. More Taco Bell ads with that hilarious Chihuahua

4. Three words: start a band

3. Cut a wide and self-destructive path through the heart of every young woman he meets

2. Finally get off his duff and join the Navy

And the number one thing on Leonardo DiCaprio's "things to do" list...

1. Win Oscar

-Jason Rohrblogger
(04/24/98)