Top Ten Products in Development at Kraft
10. A cookie that is harmless to children, but toxic to elves
9. A TV dinner with a built in disposable TV
8. A silicon based non-dairy grated Permesan cheese substitute with the shelf-life of styrofoam and the flavor of sand
7. Artificial parsley
6. Tofurkey: Thanksgiving style tofu
5. A just-add-water dry breakfast cereal that makes its own "milk"
4. Macaroni and Sneeze: The first self-defense entree, macaroni laced with mace
3. Colorful gelatin bears made of bean curd paste
2. My First Buzz: a sweet, low alcohol (.05%), version of Kool Aid
And the number one project in development at Kraft...
1. T.A.P.! Himalayan Spring snowmelt specially collected and bottled then treated to taste like urban tap water
-Jason Rohrblogger
(05/26/98)
Dude, already done:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tofurkey.com/products/tofurkyfeasts.htm
What Heather said. I'd recommend switching out with something like:
ReplyDeletex.) Lactose-free artificial cheese product that tastes just like regular artificial cheese product.