Top Ten Rejected Amusement Park Rides
10. Voyage to the Bottom of the Urinal
9. The Flying Tooth Extractor
8. Mysterious House of Waning Consiousness
7. Sailboat on Mine Harbor
6. The Empregnator
5. Dr. Hacksaw's Amputorium
4. The Acid Drop
3. Three-Thousand-Mile Coast to Coaster
2. Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, and Subsequent Arraignment
And the number one rejected amusement park ride...
1. Honey, I Shrunk Your Testicles
-Jason Rohrblogger
(06/19/98)
Ya know, I might have to drag out my Rollercoaster Tycoon CD again and name some of the rides after these. Might need a few tequila shots first though. I'll work on that.
ReplyDeleteI think you're hilarious... and thanks for the link, big boy.
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