Whoo, I say, and also: Hoo! I am Single of the Week! Boo-YAH! S.O.W., baby! Check out Grins n' Laughter's Top Ten Reasons Jason is Single of the Week. First and foremost, I'd like to thank Allah. And I gotta give a shout out to my boy Vishnu. I'd also like to thank the blogosphere, HTML, and the Firefox browser. And last but not least, I wouldn't be here if it weren't for Grins n' Laughter. Little known fact y'all: in 1997 she toured with W. Axl Rose for the summer as Grins n' Roses.
That's right, laydeez, I am single.
The fact that Grins pointed it out as a Top Ten List earns her ten extra points for style. Thanks again for the blog love...
Rohrblogger out!
Welcome to the exclusive single of the week club Jason!
ReplyDelete'mazing Amy,
ReplyDeleteDo I have to learn a secret chant? Pay dues? Put on clothes?
-Jason
No need to put on clothes but do try to not get cheetos dust on the others when using the secret handshake.
ReplyDeleteCongrats! How come your begging stood out more than mine? I bet it was the extra $20, and mine would be in Canadian currency so....
ReplyDeleteHere via Grins....
Here through Grins site. Congrats. Will read through what makes you tick.
ReplyDeleteJewishShiksa,
ReplyDeleteI love it when Grins makes me beg. She's worth WAY more than twenty dollah!
-Jason
OMG so funny. I have to add you to my site.
ReplyDeletegrins-should we tell him about the secret paddling ritual too?
ReplyDeleteOh, oops.
Amy,
ReplyDeleteI usually have to pay extra for the paddling... Is that included?
Grins sent me over...I'm off to look around!
ReplyDeleteStopped by via Grins... going to check out the ite!!
ReplyDeleteOh no, I can waive the payment as the very first Grins Single of the week.
ReplyDeleteHear that Grins? Some extra hazing for our newest initiate. ;)
Haze away Amy, but be forewarned he is going to beg for more, not less.
ReplyDeleteHi Jason!
ReplyDeleteI'm not single, but I'm very glad for you that Grins picked you as Single of the Week
Hello from Grins' site
Hey from Grins as well. And as for hazing, be sure to ask Grins when Dolly arrives by UPS. Trust me. Cool site btw.
ReplyDeleteSandy,
ReplyDeleteIs that Furniture Dolly? Or Dolly the Sheep? Cuz I've dated both. You'll Parton me if I don't say hello. Dolly. Ha! I crack my punny self up!
-Jason
Holy cow....I didn't think I'd ever meet anyone other than one good mutual friend that Grins and I share, who had actually dated Dolly the Sheep. Sounds like you have already said helloooo Dolly hehehe
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