Top Ten Rejected Girl Scout Cookies
10. Phat Mints
9. Kinder Whoreos
8. Lemon Blingers
7. Hash Brownies
6. Ring-a-ding-dings
5. eCookies
4. Turds in a Blanket
3. JonBenetBerry
2. Vermouthies
And the number one rejected Girl Scout cookie...
1. Nilla Iced
-Jason Rohrblogger
(11/07/06)
And the alternates...
Thandy Newtons
Islamic Fun-a-mint-alist
Short ribs
Ghetto Crunk Surprise
Skirt Lifters
Flour Power
SaMenses
Mormon Bites
Sawdustios
Peanut Bitter
Oatmeal-o-lesters
Cocoa Freebase
Operating Thetan Sandies
Boutros Boutros-Lollies
Dizzouble Dizzutch
I can only eat like two kinds of they're cookies anyway.
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