TOP TEN CURRENT CONAN O'BRIEN JOB OFFERS

Top Ten Current Conan O'Brien Job Offers

10. Simpsons writer

9. Barbarian

8. Junior senator from Massachusetts

7. Ginger Spice backup singer

6. Assistant fluffer

5. Fox News analyst for the late night wars

4. Host of his own counter at McDonald's

3. Weatherman for "Good Morning! Terre Haute!"

2. Letterman extortionist

And the number one current Conan O'Brien job offer...

1. Cereal spokesman (Coco is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs)

-Jason Rohrblogger
(1/24/10)