TOP TEN REJECTED EUPHEMISMS FOR SANTA GOING DOWN THE CHIMNEY

Top Ten Rejected Euphemisms for Santa Going Down the Chimney

10. Gleaming the tube

9. The full Mary Poppins

8. Donning the sweet soot suite suit

7. Riding the fire

6. Smoking the hole

5. Chimnastics

4. Going on facebrick

3. Getting a piece of ash

2. Sucking the yule fuel

And the number one rejected euphemism for Santa going down the chimney...

1. Catching the flue

-Jason Rohrblogger
(12/10/10)

And the alternates...

Flamediving
Singeing Santa
Baking the beard
Sautéing the Saint
Roasting los regalos
Reindeer dropping
The jolly old Viking funeral
Lighting Santa's Cigarette
Cooking Father Christmas
Searing the sucker
Taking the hellivator
Cramming the gramps
Parachuting the pyre
Infiltrating the inferno
The Nocturnal Nick Knock
Sticking the stovepipe
Gerbaling the Jolly Elf
Sucking the soot cigar
Crawling the carbon cavern
Dunking in the dark drain
Thumbing the thermal throughway
The sleighride through central spark
Stalking the stockings
Reaming the resin
Cleaning the cough cave
Flying the furnace
Entering the exhaust
Crunching candy canes down Internal Combution Canyon
Bouncing down Backdraft Blvd
Up Soot Creek