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Top Ten Britney Spears Pet Peeves 10. The way a backup dancer tastes after a half a pack of cigarettes and three beers 9. Sobriety 8. H...

Top Ten Rejected Tom Clancy Titles 10. The Little Terrorist That Could 9. Spec Ops: Prisoner of Passionate Surrender 8. The Pac...

Stella Awards It's once again time to review the winners of the annual Stella Awards. The Stellas are named after 81-year old Stella ...

Top Ten Rejected Outlet Mall Factory Stores 10. Ted Benchley's Scratch 'n Dent Ammunition Barn 9. The Electrical Outlet Outl...

Top Ten Items Found by the U.N. Weapons Inspection Team in Iraq 10. Elite squad of Republican Guard dispatched advanced tactical attack goat...

Top Ten Taco Bell Chihuahua Job Offers 10. Spokesdog: late night Hartz Mountain time share infomercials. 9. Sidekick: Conan O'Bri...

Top Ten Signs You Are in Love with Jason 10. You ask, "How do I love thee? Let me count the ways." But you only list the top ...

Top Ten Reasons Jennifer and Brad Broke Up 10. Contrary to popular belief, SHE would always Bogart the joint. 9. He wanted to have ki...

A cool timeline... 25 years ago: I had just turned 10. The horses at Glenhilly, our ancestral Estate, were bringing their Spring foals. Fat...

Top Ten Jabba The Hutt New Year's Resolutions 10. Return ThighMaster for full refund. 9. Finally come out to mom and dad at the ...

All questions pertain to 2004, if it doesn't say specifically. 1. What did you do in 2004 that you'd never done before? Finally ...

Jason's Top Ten Predictions for 2005 10. Martha Stewart is discovered smuggling fois gras into prison in her rectum. 9. Whitney Ho...

Top Ten Signs it's Christmas in Iraq 10. Muzzle flash has that extra-warm holiday glow 9. Price of sleigh-seeking missiles triples...

Top Ten Secret Projects In Development At Vick's 10. An inhaler that sterilizes game show contestants. 9. The Vap-O-Rub hot tub...

Top Ten Signs it's Christmas in Manhattan 10. Suddenly your loose change sounds like magical sleigh bells as the mugger jogs away. ...

Top Ten Demands on Iraq if Jewel Were Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff 10. Saddam Hussein will have to allow on-site inspections, an...

Top Ten Rejected Topics On The Ricki Lake Show 10. I've been in love with my baby's mother since the day we got married and that...

Top Ten Gangsta Pet Peevz 10. When yo jus kickin' it with yo homies and The Man think he all that an try to come up on yo ass fo sell...

Top Ten Good Things About the New Electric Vehicles 10. They go through fewer batteries than Oprah's "back massager" 9...

Top Ten Osama Bin Laden Hiding Places 10. In broom closet 9. With Elvis at Memphis Denny's 8. Under Scooby-Doo mask ...

Top Ten Projects In Development At Motorola 10. Radar defeating hair gel 9. Satellite transmitted microwave burrito 8. Laser-guid...

Ten Point Reconditioning Service On All Used Hondas 10. Change the air in the tires--install high performance air. 9. Lubricate the ...

Top Ten Projects In Development At Lucasfilm 10. SlimPlot - SlimFast for scripts 9. A Shakespearean trained actor who only responds...

Top Ten Slobodan Milosevic Excuses 10. Loves the smell of Napalm in the morning 9. Had nothing else to do, thought "what the hel...

Top Ten National Enquirer Headlines in China 10. Mao Tse Tung Sends Message of Revolution From Beyond Grave - say friends 9. Psych...

Ten Rodney Dangerfield One-Liners 10. "I tell ya I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, 'There go...

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Top Ten Gary Condit Excuses 10. Thought he was having an affair with a BIC Disposable Intern. 9. Had Chandra Levy killed because ...

Top Ten Rejected Space Shuttle Names 10. Fleeced Lightning 9. Money Shot 8. Sally's Last Ride 7. Maurice 6. REO Spacewago...

Top Ten Rejected Space Shuttle Missions 10. Voyage to the center of the Earth. 9. Replace the fine fuel normally burned with dilithium cryst...

Top Ten Names for George W. Bush's Missile Defense System 10. The National Diaphragm 9. Block That Kick! 8. The Quintillion Dol...

Top Ten Taliban Excuses 10. Wanted to be nuked back to the Mesozoic Era. Just didn't have own bomb. 9. Sick of the way Gary Condit...

Top Ten Changes After the WTC Disaster 10. Any seat at any time can be ejected from a commercial aircraft. 9. Gaping hole where Afghan...

Top Ten Government Demands On Microsoft 10. Microsoft be split up into two companies to keep the hot side hot and the cold side cold. ...

Top Ten Projects In Development at TYCO 10. A miniature Conductor that does the Mambo number 5 9. A battle scarred coastline that sme...

Top Ten Bill Gates Motivations 10. Just wanted to gain maniacal control of worldwide computing to HELP people. 9. Built $40 billion i...

Top Ten Contractual Demands By The Taco Bell Chihuahua 10. His ethnicity be referred to at all times as "Canine-American." ...

Top Ten Good Things About Monicagate 10. Every ten-year-old now knows the difference between "fellatio" and "intercourse....

Top Ten Rejected Wrigley's Gum Flavors 10. Tabasco 'n' Raisin 9. 40 Weight! With 100% Recycled Motor Oil Liquid Center ...

Top Ten Wartime Atrocities In Bosnia 10. Serbs got their chocolate in Muslims' peanut butter. 9. Sarajevo McDonalds replaced pla...

Top Ten Prince William Pick-Up Lines... 10. You're not like the other serfer girls. 9. Do you deign to grace these premises with...

Top Ten Items On Jesus' "Things To Do" List After He Returns In The Year 2000 10. Use the internet to find the current whe...

Top Ten Items On Jesus' "Things To Do" List Before He Returns In The Year 2000 10. Pick up shroud at Turin dry cleaners. ...

Top Ten Things Monica Lewinsky Will Tell The Grand Jury Now That She Has Immunity 10. Her favorite Spice Girl is really Sporty Spice, no...

Top Ten Kenneth Starr Turn-Ons   10.  When a witness really wants to be subpoenad but pretends she doesn't like it    9.  Approac...

Top Ten Ginger Spice Career Moves 10. Finally marry Yoko Ono, forget what the rest of the band says about her. 9. Die in a fiery, d...

Top Ten O.J. Simpson Job Offers 10. Knife sharpener, Cutlery Barn in the mall. 9. Poster Boy, "How To Character Assassinate Your...

Top Ten Space Station MIR Excuses 10. Cutting edge structure designed by sophisticated Russian engineering. Engine built by Ford. 9. ...

Top Ten Monica Lewinsky Pet Peeves 10. Leaders of the Free World who act like they don't know you. 9. Knowing your Prom Date is ...