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Top Ten Signs You Partied Too Hard on New Year's Eve 10. You wake up January 5th. 2008. In bed. In a furniture showroom. 9. You are the...

Top Ten Rejected Girl Scout Cookies 10. Phat Mints 9. Kinder Whoreos 8. Lemon Blingers 7. Hash Brownies 6. Ring-a-ding-dings 5. eCookie...

Top Ten Reindeer Pet Peeves 10. Naughty List weighs 2.3 metric tons this year 9. Mrs. Claus' Jerkyworks & Glue Factory 8. Depletio...

Top Ten Christmas Rap Songs 10. Violent Night 9. I'm Dreaming of a White Mistress 8. Chestnuts Roasting as I Open Fire 7. What Child ...

Top Eight Rejected Magic 8 Ball Predictions 8. Shut up, quit asking 7. Ah, Jesus, not this again...no you can't have a pony. Where wou...

I stole this from Yummy Sushi Pajamas ... 1. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth? -Paris Hilton, Kevin Feder...

Top Ten Things I Was Thinking 10. Grandma wouldn't notice 9. Britney's gonna start with the phone calls and emails again soon 8. T...

Top Ten New Ways to Sell Jesus 10. As cool lifestyle 9. As fuel for busy executives 8. As lastest blog craze 7. As IT solution 6. As pol...

Top Ten Other Things That Kellis' Milkshake Brings to the Yard According to My Rhyming Dictionary 10. Toys 9. Myrna Loy 8. Hoi Polloi ...

The Most List Today's list was ripped off word-for-word from the December 2006 issue of Hollywood Life Magazine. Enjoy! MOST ETERNALLY S...

Top Ten Topics of Conversation at My Cousin's House on Any Given Holiday 10. Whose house this is and how you'll act in it 9. Who pu...

Top Ten Actual Menu Items and Their Prices from Luxury Suite A-37 at the Kings vs. Coyotes Hockey Game at Staples Center on Saturday, Novemb...

Top Ten Surprises in O.J. Simpson's New Book 10. Still loves his even-numbered wives 9. It is a tale of rock 'n' roll Babylon; ...

Top Ten Misdiagnoses 10. Eye herpes 9. Conjoined triplets 8. Wear and tear 7. Elephantitis of the trunk 6. Viral video 5. Conjunctionitis 4....

Top Ten Fetish Porn Sites in the Year 2090 10. Robots Who Take It in the IEEE1394 9. Group Teleport Action 8. BuHockey 7. RILFs 6. Virtual W...

Shout Out bONG over at Binary Cell Division has featured me nicely in one of his posts . Thanks for the blog love, bONG! Singapore roolz! -...

Top Ten Reasons Kevin Federline is Leaving Britney Spears 10. Only paid him for one round of sperm donation, not two 9. Hopes she won't...

Top Ten Lies I Tell Myself 10. She will come around 9. The Grand Jury will come around 8. I only watch The Daily Show recreationally. I can ...

Today's list was stolen wholesale from DMV.org Top Ten States with Unusual Driving Laws 10. Alabama It is illegal for a driver to be bli...

Top Ten Rejected Horoscope Predictions 10. In early January, Pisces, a Cancer will swim into your life and give you crabs. 9. Around Decem...

Note: Today's list was stolen wholesale from the last page of this month's Esquire magazine without permission of any kind whatsoeve...

Note: Today's guest blogger is my cousin Darcy who writes... Top Ten Signs You Are Senator Mark Foley 10. Your pages are bent over 9. Y...

Top Ten Products in Development at Hershey 10. Aerosol nougat 9. Hershey Highway: a candy bar that passes faster than the Rocky Road. 8. A d...

The "200 things" list... (bold are things I've done) 1. Bought everyone in the bar a drink 2. Swam with wild dolphins (I...

Top Ten Signs You Work for Osama bin Laden 10. You arrive for work in a jet. You go home from work in an urn. 9. Unused vacation time paid o...

Top Ten Rejected Special Forces Gear 10. Infrared time-delay tactical exploding cigar 9. Glass Bottom Attack Boat, Fast 8. Fragmentation b...

Top Ten Angelina Jolie Turn-ons 10. Sally Struthers 9. Oceans 11-13 8. Vial full of lover's blood, tic tacs 7. Her brother 6. Adopti...

Note: Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Click here for more info. Top Ten Movies to Watch on International Talk Like a Pirate D...

Top Ten Projects In Development At Boeing 10. A Cuban missile not in crisis 9. Bundt cake capable of baking up moist and chewy at 7.5 G...

My former roommate, Ken, posted an inside-joke-filled list on his little piece of the web, Tales Wagging the Blog . Thanks for the love, Ke...

Top Ten Items On Jesus' "Things To Do" List After He Returns 10. Use the internet to find the current whereabouts of Judas 9. ...

Top Ten Items on Jesus' "Things To Do" List Before He Returns 10. Pick up shroud at Turin dry cleaners 9. Perfect new miracle:...

Top Ten Rejected Wrigley's Gum Flavors 10. Tabasco 'n' Raisin 9. 40 Weight! With 100% Recycled Motor Oil Liquid Center 8. Gumsho...

Back in 1998 I made a few predictions. Let's see how I did... Jason's Top Ten Psychic Predictions for the New Millennium 10. Price...

Top Ten Words I Just Made Up... 10. Croilingen 9. Splick 8. Crace 7. Frithericky 6. Spraniff 5. Philognerosis 4. Zotlesterate 3...

I love me some forwarded e-mail spam. Here now are the... Top Ten Words Women Use 10. FINE! - This is one of two f-words women use to e...

All hail Spicy Pants ! She featured my friend Eric Edwards nicely in one of her posts and totally promoted Eric's show . A tip o' ...

Top Ten Signs Ronald Reagan Is Dead 10. Jody Foster seen canoodling with John Hinckley at Skybar 9. National airport can finally hire some ...

Top Ten Annoying Suffixes 10. -o-rama. 9. -adelic 8. -u-wait 7. -alicious. 6. -o-matic. 5. -arrific. 4. -action. 3. -o-vision. 2. -inator. A...

Top Ten IRA Splinter Groups 10. Sons of the Ancient Fraternal Paternal Maternal Sisterhood of the Familial Reference 9. Blue Ülster Cult ...

Top Ten Things Found In Elton John's Purse 10. Note from Gianni Versace, "Call me we'll do lunch." 9. Note from Princess...

Whoo, I say, and also: Hoo! I am Single of the Week ! Boo-YAH! S.O.W., baby! Check out Grins n' Laughter's Top Ten Reasons Jason is ...

Top Ten Donald Rumsfeld Excuses 10. Had to ratchet up the pressure on detainees when they wouldn't break under his withering contempt. ...

Top Ten Things Jason Does With His Spare Time 10. Work on macrome tryptich depicting the history of Borneo 9. Look for the Real Killers ...

Top Ten Bush Suggestions After the 9/11 Panel Report 10. Route all trains away from the capitol so they can't be hijacked and driven i...

Top Ten Reasons Your Rental Car Is Not Ready 10. Somebody better looking than you came by, without a reservation, and we just gave it to th...

Top Ten Rejected Amusement Park Rides 10. Voyage to the Bottom of the Urinal 9. The Flying Tooth Extractor 8. Mysterious House of Waning...

Top Ten Children's Books By Stephen King 10. Incisor the Rabid Puppy 9. Playground of Pain 8. Babysat 7. My Substitute Is Satan 6. A...

Top Ten Signs You Are Not Getting Enough Sleep   10. You fantasize more about the mattress than the woman    9. Your eyelids are heavier tha...

Top Ten Projects In Development At KFC 10. A fat free "super-chicken" with four breasts and eight legs, yet no thighs or ribs 9. N...

This questionnaire was so off-the-wall that I simply had to comply... Behold its craptastic goodness! Feel free to participate, and enjoy. H...

Esquire Magazine's 50 Reasons It's Good to Be an American Man (in no particular order) Note: This was published in Esquire's Jun...

Top Ten Rejected Defense Department Projects in Development for Iraq 10. A prayer rug that traps all pleas to Muhammed and e-mails them to ...

Top Ten Titanic Sequels 10. Hindenburg: A Love Story (Includes hit song: O The Humanity) 9. Donner Pass! A Couple Consumed With Passion 8...

Top Ten Items on Leonardo DiCaprio's "To Do" List 10. Sign lucrative three year deal to star in six Squeeg-O-Matic infomercial...

Top Ten Products in Development at Kraft 10. A cookie that is harmless to children, but toxic to elves 9. A TV dinner with a built in dispo...

Top Ten Car Rental Agent Pick-Up Lines 10. I'll upgrade your compact to a full-size 9. Is that a Loss Damage Waiver in your pocket or ...

Top Ten, Like, Things 10. Stuff 9. Junk 8. That one whatchamacallit 7. Doohickey 6. Quintessence 5. Gizmo 4. Thingy 3. Gimcrack 2. F...

Top Ten Rejected Standard Equipment Options On All 2007 Vehicles 10. Wall to wall Velcro 9. 7.5 lb. tow package 8. Tainted windows 7. Sp...

Top Ten Exceptions to the Rule 10. During takeoff and landing 9. Not while I'm eating 8. Only during leap year 7. Once, in college 6...

Top Ten Fave Quotes 10. A sleeping bag is a tortilla for a human. -Mitch Hedberg 9. Dick Cheney agreed to be President Bush's running m...

Top Ten Signs You Live In L.A. 10. You are pulled over for a routine traffic violation, two years and three surgeries later, Blair Underwood...

Top Ten Signs You Are an Auto Insurance Claims Adjuster 10. You promise to love, honor, and cherish your wife, except for purposes of worker...

Note: Cowboy Dave recently featured me nicely in one of his posts . Thanks for the blog love, Dave. Herewith are... Jason Rohrblogger's...

Top Ten Sudanese Insults For Americans 10. Bomb dropping Spielberg lovers 9. Lewinsky stained McLiars 8. Beer guzzling cell phone wieldi...

Top Ten Products in Development at Pfizer 10. A weight loss drug that also makes you interesting 9. A marriage supplement 8. A topical sol...

Top Ten Rejected Retail Shoe Stores 10. O'Bunion's 9. Imelda's Closet 7. Hammertoe Time 6. Shoe From Shineola 5. Foot Shocke...

Jason Rohrblogger's Top Ten Fave Lines from Piehole ... 10. He's lucky that he says "structure" in that way that makes me ...

Okay, I got tagged yet AGAIN. This time by Dr. J. Angela over at Making Lemonade . Top Ten More Things About Me 10. I did it all for the no...

Me me me meme. I've been tagged by Aurora Borealis over at Atomic Bombshell . Top Ten Weird Things About Me 10. I like big butts and I ...

Top Ten Rejected Napa Valley Vintages 10. French Whore Blush 9. 4 Rosés 8. Vivian Chableigh 7. Pepperidge Farm Bordeaux 6. Chardonnéné ...

Top Ten Easter Bunny Pet Peeves 10. Kids who shout "show me the bunny!" 9. Brown jelly beans 8. When Jesus comes out of his t...

Just Angela over at Making Lemonade has kindly featured me in one of her posts: Top Ten Reasons to Read Jason Rohrblogger's Top Ten . ...

Station Break I am breaking from the usual list format to reprint Bill Maher's closing remarks on his "Real Time" HBO show rec...