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Top Ten Signs Your Oprah Book Club Memoir Is Not Real 10. Protagonist named Figment "Ficty" McFiction 9. Author notes state she w...

Meme-O-Rama Zeeks and Jenn have passively tagged me... Four Jobs I've Had: 1. Insurance Litigation Specialist 2. Film Producer 3. Dini...

Top Ten Rejected National Monuments 10. Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington Monument 9. Carlsbadass Caverns 8. Samue...

Top Ten Changes if Microsoft Were Run by the Mob 10. Programmers given character-trait nicknames like Joey "Fingers" C++ and Chan ...

Top Ten Projects In Development At 7-11 10. Nachos on a stick 9. A microwave, with no knobs or door, that spits out your food when done 8...

Top Ten Least Popular New Year's Resolutions 10. Smoke more crack 9. Alphabetize all the soup 8. Upgrade from DOS to Windows 2.0 7. E...

Top X Rejected Amendments to the Constitution of the United States Amendment X: The right to do a little dance, make a little love, indeed t...

Welcome to the 2005 Holiday Edition of Getting to Know Your Friends! You know the drill... 1. EGG NOG OR HOT CHOCOLATE? Hot nog-on-chocolate...

Top Ten Signs It's Christmas in Los Angeles 10. Spent shells from your AK-47 sound like magical sleigh bells as they hit the sidewalk. ...

Top Ten Headlines at the North Pole Enquirer 10. Mrs. Claus to K-Fed: 'Guide My Sleigh Tonight?' 9. Elf Bites Deer 8. Naughty List...

Top Ten Bachelor Christmas Activities 10. The Drinking of the Beer 9. The Watching of the Game 8. The Lighting of the Fart 7. The Thawing...

Note: Today's guest list-writer is comedian Paul Deven... Top Ten Things Found in Arizona at Christmas 10. Eight tiny, dehydrated reinde...

Note: Today's guest list-writer is comedian Paul Deven... Top Ten Least Popular Christmas Gifts 10. Ronco Spurge-a-matic 9. "Openl...

Once again Aurora Borealis over at Atomic Bombshell has featured me prominently in one of her posts . And she even threw in a reference to...

Top Ten Christmas Carols in Iraq 10. Bombs Away in a Manger 9. God Bless You Buried Gentlemen 8. We Three Kings of Orient Are Going to Lay...

Top Ten Rejected Celebrity-Endorsed Holiday Gifts 10. Pez brand Elton John Zoloft dispenser 9. Saddam Hussein Beard Lice Extermination Kit ...

Top Ten Three Wise Men Pet Peeves 10. Traveling night and day for two years on the Orient-Bethlehem turnpike only to discover your camel...

Top Ten Signs Your Congressman is Accepting Bribes 10. Demands tariffs to protect our domestic cocaine industry 9. Last three motions were ...

Top Ten Least Popular Thanksgiving Side Dishes 10. Porn Cone 9. Gibli 8. Rove Top Stuffing 7. Boat Gravy 6. Hash Potatoes 5. Candied La...

Top Ten Sensational Newspaper Headlines in the Bible 10. Joseph: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" 9. Third Quart...

Top Ten Pilgrim Pet Peeves 10. Lousy reception on Pre-Columbian TV's 9. We ate turkey and stuffing LAST year 8. Indians who act like ...

Top Ten Things That are Better in Theory than Reality 10. Network television 9. Threesomes 8. Movies that feature Ben Stiller 7. Sex on t...

Top Ten Signs You've Hired the Wrong Attorney 10. Asks if you want to super-size your subpoena 9. Thinks Mary Wilson is the strictest c...

Top Ten Projects in Development at Wal-Mart 10. A 99¢ DVD player 9. Gift registration services for shotgun weddings, NFL arraignments, and N...

Top Ten SPAM Subject Lines in Iraq 10. Elevation h^gher than the population? Get your DEGREE from ANY cave! 9. Beheadings: 1/2-Off! 8. ...

Top Ten Reasons Why Jason Will Be Envious He Wasn't in Vegas 10. Prego Bridgette had to eat every two hours, so WE had to eat every two...

Top Ten Rejected Country Bands 10. The Dicks See Chicks 9. *NBRED 8. Crooks & Dung 7. Clit Black 6. MegaMeth 5. Patty Braless 4. K...

I love me some e-mail SPAM... Dear Alcohol, First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem...

Top Ten Signs You Work For Keebler 10. Recruiters from North Pole keep offering you a 10% raise, HMO, Dental, and 401k to come work for San...

Top Ten Rejected California State Mottoes 10. Where liberals grow as high as an elephant's eye. 9. The Disaster State 8. Ghetto-rific! 7...

Note: My sister recently had a baby boy. You can check out the pictures at http://benbabyboy.blogspot.com Top Ten Good Things About Having J...

Top Ten Rejected Starbucks Coffee Flavors 10. Beef-flavored Half Calf 9. Pave Mint 8. Caff-Fiend 7. White Chocolate Supremacist 6. Jitte...

I know, memes are SO five minutes ago...but this is a LIST one. I got tagged by SJ over at Chronic Listaholic... Seven things I can do: 1...

Top Ten Signs You Are Britney Spears' Child 10. You are two hours old and you have a seven-figure deal to write a tell-all book about yo...

Top Ten Name Ideas for Jenn's New Dog 10. Atomic Dog 9. Trixiebelle Babykins Sparkle Fincham 8. Snoop Puppy Pupp 7. The Amazing Wond...

Top Ten Rejected Super-Powers 10. Ability to inflict your enemy with nagging self-doubt 9. Can recognize artist and song within first three ...

Top Ten Rejected Superhero Weaknesses 10. Samsonite 9. Eggs make you gassy 8. Craving for chocolate 7. Blinded by science 6. Addiction to cr...

Top Ten Products in Development at Disneyland 10. A priceless irreplaceable collectible heirloom that slowly dissolves and has to be replace...

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Actual Reader's Comments on JRTT "You seem to have a good sense of humor..." - Anonymous "I didn't know abo...

Top Ten Reasons Your Hotel Room Is Not Ready 10. Don't ask me. The squirrels in my pants won't stop screaming! AHHHHHH! AHHHHhhhhhh....

Top Ten Surprises in the New Iraqi Constitution 10. Ten point Bill of Wrongs 9. Amendments must be ratified by a two-thirds vote and at lea...

Head over to the official website - http://blogday.wikispaces.org to see what it’s all about! In brief: For one long moment on August 31s...

Top Ten Reasons Robert and Sara are Getting Married 10. He's pregnant 9. Looking for any excuse to play The Carpenter's "We...

Top Ten Changes if Jason Ran the Special Forces 10. Cyanide pills delivered in a Hitler-shaped Pez Dispenser. 9. Six week advanced training ...

Thanks for the game Jenn ! If you would like me to interview you, the rules are posted at Zeek's place- just put "interview me...

Note: As part of its charter with the State of Florida, Disneyworld is it's own city with it's own zip code, sales tax, city council...

Top Ten Israeli Concessions to the Palestinians 10. Reclaim two holy sites, get one free. 9. On joint Israeli/Palestinian bowling teams, th...

Top Ten Rejected Commandments... 10. Thou shalt do a little dance, make a little love, verily thou shalt get down tonight. 9. Remember thi...

Top Ten Titles Of Jason's Autobiography 10. Laughter In My Pants: A life told from the point of view of a comedian's trousers. 9. H...

Top Ten Surprises in Clinton's Autobiography 10. Once killed a man in a barfight over health care reform 9. Used the Special Forces to ...

Top Ten Rejected Monster Truck Names 10. The Vomit Comet 9. Family Wagon of Doom 8. The Bible Thumper 7. Pablum Topfuel Chiffon Creamp...

Top Ten Monster Truck Names If Women Ran The Monster Truck Bidness 10. Runs Good Make Offer 9. Mary Kay Maniac 8. Vaginal Dryness 7. T...

Top Ten L.A. Amusement Parks and Attractions 10. Shoot 'n' Loot: Where Miniature Golf Is A Riot! 9. Dr. Fahad's Discount Plasti...

Top Ten Baghwan Shree Haj Rashneesh Pet Peeves 10. As soon as you start to really contemplate a grain of rice, the phone always rings. 9. Wh...

Top Ten Signs You've Hired The Wrong Therapist   10. For half price, she offers to take you through only six of the twelve steps.    9. ...

Top Ten Things on Courtney Love's "To Do" List 10. Heroin 9. Buy lipstick 8. Bake cookies. Garnish with Prozac. 7. Have att...

Yet even more SPAM than Hormel... 1. Full name? -Aloyisious Chester Jason Rohrblogger 2. Were you named after anyone? -My nominal father Al...

Top Ten Rejected Godzilla Villains 10. Mothra Fockra 9. Accountantron 8. Megasloth 7. Insecticlam 6. Menstruzoid 5. Spartacus 4. Darth...

Top Ten Rejected Days of the Week 10. Pukesday 9. Splatterday 8. Hyundai 7. Nightinday 6. Mensday 5. Herpesday 4. Frauday 3. Taxday ...

Top Ten Least Popular Items of French Cuisine 10. Soufflégm 9. Escarbot 8. Créme Malaise 7. Beurre Blank 6. Blew Cheese 5. Mise en glas...

Note: apparently I have been tagged with a "meme." I have absolutely no idea what that is. Aurora? A little help here? What's ...

Top Ten Rejected Star Wars Characters 10. Bylgates 9. Jabbawocky 8. Myyshaa a'Rona 7. Darth Fluffy 6. Grimace 5. Snoop Bantha Banth...

Top Ten Signs Jason Rohrblogger Has a Summer Cold 10. Using even more Kleenex than usual 9. Stupor no longer caused by daily crack supplem...

Top Ten Michael Jackson Jury Pet Peeves 10. Stepping on fallen pieces of nose 9. The glove fits, can they still acquit? 8. Bubbles the Chi...

Rohrblogger won't be updated for a couple of weeks. Do enjoy our lovely archives, won't you? Top Ten Reasons Jason Is on Hiatus 10. ...

Top Ten Signs You Work in Abu Ghraib Prison 10. Your diplomatic pouch holds a list of questions, a riding crop, and fishnet stockings. 9....

Top Ten Things Jason Knows About Love 10. Nothing. 9. Love is patient, love is kind, love never seeks its own way--ah screw it, love sucks...

Top Ten Rejected Summer Movie Sequels 10. Cold Mountain Deux 9. Titanic's Revenge of the Titanic: Icebergs in Paradise 8. Debbie...

Top Ten Chewbacca Turn-Ons 10. Fresh cut flowers 9. Handwritten poetry on fine stationary 8. A hot bubble bath and flea dip 7. Bounty hunter...

Top Ten Surprises In The New Star Wars Prequel 10. In a fit of rage, Obi-Wan Kenobi threatens to make Darth Vader his bitch 9. Interplaneta...

Top Ten Scott Peterson Excuses 10. Divorce is messy and it would have involved all kinds of court and lawyers 9. Did it to impress Jody Fos...

Top Ten Rejected Top Level Domain (TLD) Names 10. .arrrrgh! 9. .con 8. .federline 7. .dot 6. .spork 5. .halliburton 4. .fu 3. ...

Getting to know me: yet another e-mail chain letter... 1. What time did you get up this morning? -The butt crack o' noon. 2. Diamonds or...

Top Ten Signs It's Summer in L.A. 10. Tanning beds mothballed until Fall 9. Smog layer glistens 8. Busses disgorge fresh batch of teen...

Papal Starter Kit Just had an address change from Munich to the Vatican? Here are some Papal Points to help you get jiggy with Jesus... COMM...

Top Ten Things Only Robert Mac Would Think is Funny 10. A blob, a stinky goat, and Thor walk into a mass store to buy a date from a palm tre...

My friend and fellow comedian, Paul Deven, was recently in a fatal car accident . He was also a Top Ten List writer, so I have compiled here...

Top Ten Rejected Children's Toys 10. Playdough Fuzzy Pumper Brie Factory 9. Syphilitic Barbie (Scabby Ken sold separately) 8. Mr. Leek...

Top Ten Least Favorite Gum Flavors 10. Gizzard 9. Pumice 8. Hair 7. Doublelint 6. Lymph 5. Juicy Newt 4. Cud 3. Stubble Yum 2. Clam ...

Top Ten Things You Can Make With Cheez Whiz 10. Love 9. Intestinal Blockage 8. V-ger 7. Mouse Mousse 6. Oprah Bait 5. Lubricated Pants ...

Top Ten Rejected Bumper Stickers 10. What are you lookin' at, pig? 9. I am not driving my other car. 8. Wouldn't it be great if th...