Monday, February 07, 2005


Top Ten Britney Spears Pet Peeves

10. The way a backup dancer tastes after a half a pack of cigarettes and three beers

9. Sobriety

8. Husband's babymamma

7. Telephoto lenses

6. Clothes

5. Emily Post's Etiquette for Dummies

4. The way Courtney Love is out of control in the press

3. Marriages that last longer than the honeymoon

2. Moms who think they are smarter than you when they are not!

And the number one Britney Spears pet peeve...

1. Soap

-Jason Rohrblogger

And the alternates...

Attorneys who scare off all of the hotties
People with more than 12 items in the Express Lane
Sluts like Paris Hilton who set the women's movement back 50 years
The way "Crossroads" was snubbed at the Oscars
Hickey concealer

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