Sunday, June 27, 2010


Jason makes Celebrity Smack again! I originally bought Crystal Head Vodka because of the cool bottle. Then I discovered it is really good vodka and it is imported by Dan Aykroyd! When I saw that he was going to have a bottle-signing event, I knew I would have to get a skull full o' booze signed for my fave gossip blogger, Spicy Pants, over at Celebrity Smack. We both started blogging in 2004(!) and have read each other for the last six years. Spicy is a fan of both vodka and Dan Aykroyd, so it was a perfect fit.

Thank you for the shout-out, Spicy! You know I can't wait to read what you post after a few slugs of skull juice! Ha!

-Jason Rohrblogger

Tuesday, June 01, 2010


Here you go, Karen...

Top Ten Birthday Quotes

10. To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
-Bernard Baruch

9. I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
-Phyllis Diller

8. Like many women my age, I am 28-years-old.
-Mary Schmich

7. A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
-Erma Bombeck

6. Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
-Maurice Chevalier

5. There is still no cure for the common birthday.
-John Glenn

4. You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
-John P. Grier

3. People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
-George Burns

2. Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong

And the number one birthday quote...

1. A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost

-Jason Rohrblogger