TOP TEN TYPES OF WOMEN I ATTRACT

Top Ten Types of Women I Attract

10. Earth-mother

9. Thirsty

8. Shy

7. Phlegmatic

6. Confused

5. Sarcastic

4. Broke

3. Horny

2. Drunk

And the number one type of woman I attract...

1. Married

-Jason Rohrblogger
(8/1/09)